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12 May 2008, 1:04 am

Granted, but it processes off the energy of Richard Simmons, meaning he must be near at all times.

I wish I had time to take a shower. :evil:


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12 May 2008, 3:42 am

granted but you get locked in the shower

i wish my phone would stop messing about


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12 May 2008, 9:49 am

hmm smart one eh..trying to pull a reverse psych on me huh
doesn't work your phone will still be crappy for a long long time :lol:


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12 May 2008, 11:03 am

Granted! you eat poo from the toilet

I wish my camera did not process of the energy of richard simmons... that guy is just creepy :eew:


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12 May 2008, 12:16 pm

Granted, it processes the energy of GWB now.


I wish I had enough tasty, edible food.


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12 May 2008, 12:20 pm

Granted, but it is all in tins and you have no tin opener.

I wish my flowers didn't have aphids.



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12 May 2008, 3:00 pm

Granted! they have termites

I wish the stupid camera didnt exist anymore..


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12 May 2008, 3:02 pm

Granted, the camera gets smart and goes to college and becomes a film maker :?

I wish someone else :?: was here too on the forums



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12 May 2008, 3:11 pm

Granted! its Strapples]2


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12 May 2008, 3:19 pm

You didn't make a wish.

I wish French TV wasn't so strange. An advert has just been on which had a whole load of nude cyclists riding along, it wasn't actually a pretty sight. :roll:



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12 May 2008, 4:03 pm

Granted! people no longer think nudity is strange

I wish for someone to make a wish that i would make on my behalf


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12 May 2008, 4:05 pm

Granted
I wish for a blood pressure cuff


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12 May 2008, 4:06 pm

Granted! but Strapples steals it from you

I wish for everyone in the world to have their own blood pressure cuff


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12 May 2008, 5:47 pm

Granted! But who said they would use them?

I wish I didn't love this board so much :P



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12 May 2008, 5:48 pm

Granted! but you become so depressed you wind up in the hospital again...

I wish everyone would also use their cuffs...


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14 May 2008, 10:19 am

Granted, but only for the fun of it. Never in actual hospitals.

I wish I had a pokénav like device.


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