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Granted! but it is a non working model!

I wish i could get a girlriend who is like me...

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Granted! You get a girlfriend who likes fat, sweaty women lying on top of her.

I wish H.P. Lovecraft had lived to be a hundred.

Granted! but you are not alive when he dies still...

I wish for a remote to control the universe

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Granted, but you lose it somewhere in the sofa, then accidentally sit on it and press STOP which brings the entire universe including you to a complete standstill. You can't even start the universe again!

I wish I get a good nights sleep tonight.

Granted! in a giant blood pressure cuff!

I wish to be mummy wrapped in a giant blood pressure cuff

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(Actually I wouldn't mind, provided I get a good nights kip!)

Granted, you've asked for that one before so you get the same messed up wish... You are wrapped up as a mummy and stored in the archives of a museum, forgotten for thousands of years.

I wish the lightening doesn't come back again or I'll have to turn off my computer or zzzzZZZZZ BANG and no computer.

Granted! but there is a power grid surge that blows up your computer anyways

I wish to have my own PVC lead aprons

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Granted, but with all the lead you get poisoned and die.

I wish I could easily re-register my motorbike here in France without all the bureaucracy.

Granted! its easy but they still are beaurocratic...

i wish that i didnt die of lead poisoning

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Granted, you get all the safe lead aprons you could wish for! They cost $10000 each to buy.

I wish, I wish, I wish...

The wishing star smashes into your house, and the Genie's Lamp spontanously combusted, the wizard installed spyware on your computer.

I wish, I could proudly say, "I am the Wizard who did that."

Granted, you become a powerful wizard, but your power can only benefit others and you can never grant yourself any wishes

I wish I could speak fluent French.

granted but you move to spain.

I wish I didn't have to do tis stupid class project.

Granted, you move to Afghanistan and have to do school projects there while dodging bullets.

I wish Vista SP1 would install a bit quicker.

Granted!! !

FILE CORRUPTED!! MUST RE-INSTALL!! ! ENTIRE HARD DRIVE WILL BE FORMATTED!! ! COMPUTER MAY REBOOT 5000 TIMES BEFORE INSTALL COMPLETES!

I wish windows didnt suck so much

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Granted, Microsoft drop Vista and start shipping Linux free of charge.

I wish I wasn't a thread killer