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18 May 2008, 11:39 am

Granted! but it comes with the requirement of posting in all the threads at least once a dayl... you live in front of your computer

(due to a weird dream i had last night)

i wish to be in a giant tank of 105 degree fahrenheit natural ultra thick sticky tar (from la brea)


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18 May 2008, 11:46 am

Granted, but your wish sounds like it should really be in the adult forum :lol:

I wish I didn't spend so much time posting on WP.



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18 May 2008, 11:48 am

TallyMan wrote:
Granted, but your wish sounds like it should really be in the adult forum :lol:

I wish I didn't spend so much time posting on WP.


Granted! you wind up in a coma for 3 years..

I wish my wish didnt sound like something for the adult forum :(

(really is not adult at all... its just my odd sensory things, i am calmed by warm sticky things)


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18 May 2008, 11:56 am

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i am calmed by warm sticky things)


:lmao:

Even worse! Definitely sounding more and more like a topic for the adult forum.

(I'm almost crying laughing here :lol: sorry )



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18 May 2008, 11:57 am

TallyMan wrote:
Strapples wrote:
i am calmed by warm sticky things)


:lmao:

Even worse! Definitely sounding more and more like a topic for the adult forum.

(I'm almost crying laughing here :lol: sorry )


:(

i wish people would just understand my sensory disorders :(

whats the point in saying its adult if its completely non sexual :(


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18 May 2008, 12:15 pm

Sorry, Strapples, I've composed myself now. I think I know what you are saying. It's just your choice of words. If anyone other than you had said them then the inference would be very different. Your wish is granted, I at least acknowledge it is due to your sensory issues.

I wish I could keep a straight face and continue with this game without upsetting Strapples.



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18 May 2008, 12:37 pm

TallyMan wrote:
Sorry, Strapples, I've composed myself now. I think I know what you are saying. It's just your choice of words. If anyone other than you had said them then the inference would be very different. Your wish is granted, I at least acknowledge it is due to your sensory issues.

I wish I could keep a straight face and continue with this game without upsetting Strapples.


Granted! but to understand strapples you had to go for 4 years to college and get a degree in occupational therapy specializing in sensory integration disorders and processing. it costs you 200,000 dollars to get the degree...

I wish i could have lots of sensory thingies for me


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18 May 2008, 12:39 pm

Granted, - I daren't corrupt this wish. :)

I wish I didn't put my foot in it and upset people sometimes.



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18 May 2008, 1:37 pm

Granted! you are so nice that you give away all of your money

I wish imore people like blood pressure cuffs


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18 May 2008, 1:41 pm

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Granted! you are so nice that you give away all of your money

I wish imore people like blood pressure cuffs


Granted, but people wouldn't be able to get around, because they'd be confined to their blood pressure machines.

I wish to maintain my independence and freedom.


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18 May 2008, 1:41 pm

Granted, the whole world likes blood pressure cuffs and there becomes a shortage of them and you don't get any :(

(It wouldn't take me long to give away "all" my money :( there isn't much to give away).

I wish I had a million pounds in the bank.



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18 May 2008, 1:44 pm

Granted! stolen pounds...

I wish there were unlimited blood pressure cuffs in the world...


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18 May 2008, 3:08 pm

Granted! Only they ALL don't work :D

I wish that I can get rid of this horrid cold I have!



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18 May 2008, 3:10 pm

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Granted! Only they ALL don't work :D

I wish that I can get rid of this horrid cold I have!


Granted! but you must go back to the hospital for 2 days and get your blood pressure taken often... with a pediatric cuff ;)

I wish they would use a cuff size too small on me :D i like overly tight things :P


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18 May 2008, 3:24 pm

Strapples wrote:
ebec11 wrote:
Granted! Only they ALL don't work :D

I wish that I can get rid of this horrid cold I have!


Granted! but you must go back to the hospital for 2 days and get your blood pressure taken often... with a pediatric cuff ;)

I wish they would use a cuff size too small on me :D i like overly tight things :P
granted, but your arm explodes

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18 May 2008, 3:25 pm

I wish my arm didnt explode


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