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What's your wish nodice? I'll edit in a response once you do




I wish that I never had to go to school again

Granted! you drop out and become a toilet scrubber at the movie theatre...

I wish my arm didnt explode (no one granted it)

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

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Granted. The rest of you however, does.

I wish I understood people.

Granted! only autistics though

I wish i didnt explode at all...

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Granted, the whole planet explodes in a fireball. You are the only survivor not to explode.

I wish for a good nights sleep, I'm tired.

I don't know... I'm fast asleep snoring inside a giant blood pressure cuff
Zzzzzzzzz Zzzzzzz Good night

I wish that I can go see Nightwish next year.

Granted, but you must sit between 2 people with BAD b.o.

I wish I could find my perfect car.

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Granted... but its a box on wheels with an engine... see
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i wish my powerchair could make extremely fast turns so i can do this

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OkT8Kw8ji5U[/youtube]

i love centrifugal force

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Granted, but in order to get the money to make it be able to do that you have to sell your straps and then a wheel breaks and you go flying...crash!

And it would be worth sitting between foul-smelling persons in order to see Nightwish live.

I wish that someone would give me a steel-boned tight-lacing corset, in exactly my size.

Granted, but they creep you out.

I wish I had more time.

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Granted. You now have so much time that you don't know what to do with yourself and take up manicly making steel-boned corsets for viola...for freee, of course.

I wish I could hang out with one of my friends tomorrow.

Granted! but instead of wearing a corset to that hang out you wear a blood pressure cuff wrapped around your body...

I wish i didnt have to sell my straps to get my powerchair to go that fast ^ see above

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

granted but they become much to small to were and are not posible to replace

i wish i would never have to find a job

Granted, you spend your life in a padded cell.

I wish I could have a job where I work with autistics.