Page 209 of 2016 [ 32256 posts ]  Go to page Previous  1 ... 206, 207, 208, 209, 210, 211, 212 ... 2016  Next

lau
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 17 Jun 2006
Age: 77
Gender: Male
Posts: 9,798
Location: Somerset UK

06 May 2007, 5:32 pm

called George Walker Bush a sparrow on the runway of life.


_________________
"Striking up conversations with strangers is an autistic person's version of extreme sports." Kamran Nazeer


Gilb
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 4 Jan 2007
Gender: Male
Posts: 1,214

07 May 2007, 4:34 am

is an unidentical clone of Bill Bailey



Schadenfreude
Snowy Owl
Snowy Owl

User avatar

Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Age: 40
Gender: Male
Posts: 139
Location: Anywhere but here

07 May 2007, 6:31 am

made a pillow out of marshmallow fluff, nearly suffocated, ate his/her way out, and had to explain the mess.



lau
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 17 Jun 2006
Age: 77
Gender: Male
Posts: 9,798
Location: Somerset UK

07 May 2007, 6:49 am

wears brass ear-lobe warmers and chutney in the summer.


_________________
"Striking up conversations with strangers is an autistic person's version of extreme sports." Kamran Nazeer


lemon
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 27 Aug 2006
Age: 58
Gender: Female
Posts: 4,113
Location: belgium

07 May 2007, 7:15 am

is progamming castle building playcards but is frustrated since they don't fall properly yet.



Alternative
Veteran
Veteran

Joined: 29 Jun 2006
Gender: Male
Posts: 6,341

07 May 2007, 7:22 am

Once painted a house, and lived in it for 5 days.



lau
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 17 Jun 2006
Age: 77
Gender: Male
Posts: 9,798
Location: Somerset UK

07 May 2007, 7:31 am

like to individually stick all the pages of books together, each pair with a different glue.


_________________
"Striking up conversations with strangers is an autistic person's version of extreme sports." Kamran Nazeer


lemon
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 27 Aug 2006
Age: 58
Gender: Female
Posts: 4,113
Location: belgium

07 May 2007, 7:36 am

extracts people's thought to be sure to make them emptyminded in case they'd try to say something bizarre


Alternative wrote:
Once painted a house, and lived in it for 5 days.


:D :D :D



Schadenfreude
Snowy Owl
Snowy Owl

User avatar

Joined: 19 Mar 2007
Age: 40
Gender: Male
Posts: 139
Location: Anywhere but here

07 May 2007, 11:29 am

really is wearing an orgasmatron, just like in the avatar.



lau
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 17 Jun 2006
Age: 77
Gender: Male
Posts: 9,798
Location: Somerset UK

07 May 2007, 11:46 am

has taken photocopying altogether too literally, refusing to copy anything but photographs.


_________________
"Striking up conversations with strangers is an autistic person's version of extreme sports." Kamran Nazeer


nutbag
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 27 Jan 2007
Gender: Female
Posts: 2,582
Location: Arizona

07 May 2007, 3:14 pm

Ruba Preparation H on his eyelids.


_________________
Who is John Galt?
Still Moofy after all these years
It is by will alone that I set my mind in motion
cynicism occurs immediately upon pressing your brain's start button


Jameson
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 3 Jan 2007
Gender: Male
Posts: 2,877
Location: Here and there.

07 May 2007, 3:19 pm

nutbag wrote:
Ruba Preparation H on his eyelids.

Likes to Ruba. :D


_________________
Air·is·water·with·holes·in·it. Think·honk·if·you're·a·telepath. Never·call·a·man·a·fool.·Borrow·from·him. A·tautology·is·a·thing·which·is·tautological. Hi!·I'm·a·.signature·virus!·Copy·me·into·your·~/.signature·to·help·me·spread!


ChrissandraChrissamba
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 31 Mar 2007
Age: 102
Gender: Female
Posts: 1,256

07 May 2007, 3:20 pm

Wants a trampoline to jump on while eating mustard.



lau
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 17 Jun 2006
Age: 77
Gender: Male
Posts: 9,798
Location: Somerset UK

07 May 2007, 5:01 pm

parked a car on top of a church steeple. It wasn't easy.


_________________
"Striking up conversations with strangers is an autistic person's version of extreme sports." Kamran Nazeer


Anubis
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 6 Sep 2006
Age: 137
Gender: Male
Posts: 11,911
Location: Mount Herculaneum/England

07 May 2007, 5:08 pm

Is an expert at making weird avatars.


_________________
Lalalalai.... I'll cut you up!


lau
Veteran
Veteran

User avatar

Joined: 17 Jun 2006
Age: 77
Gender: Male
Posts: 9,798
Location: Somerset UK

07 May 2007, 5:57 pm

fell madly, passionately in love with his reflection. They got married, but fought incessantly. They live apart now.


_________________
"Striking up conversations with strangers is an autistic person's version of extreme sports." Kamran Nazeer