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TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
Banned for keeping a goldfish in the baptism font.
reginaterrae Veteran
Joined: 19 May 2009Age: 59Gender: FemalePosts: 11,220Location: Maryland, USA
Ah, blessed goldfish! Banned for going fishing in the baptismal font.
Banned for playing a Black Sabbath record during the Sunday service.
superboyian Veteran
Joined: 9 Sep 2009Age: 34Gender: MalePosts: 14,718Location: London
Banned for playing death songs on the piano in a wedding
Banned for playing "here comes the bride" in the crematorium!
oh my goodness, banned for macabre, both of you! Banned for leaving your fiancé(e) at the altar.
Banned for marrying Christ.
Banned for not coming to the wedding
Banned for cheating on your wife with a ghost
Banned for dating the ghost of Christmas past.
Banned for dating yourself with those dated stories..... Banned for singing "Somewhere Over the Rainbow" in the shower.
Erminea Veteran
Joined: 17 Jul 2008Age: 55Gender: MalePosts: 9,083Location: Holland
Banned for having a stain on your dress. (on your sleeve)
Banned for not being in the festive spirit... there are only 11 months to go now...
Banned for not taking down the Christmas tree yet
Banned for not letting the tree spirits out of your house on time (by keeping the decorations up too long)
Banned for cutting down a perfectly healthy tree just to move it into your living-room for a few weeks.