Corrupt A Wish

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Granted, but they fail to deliver a wheelchair ramp for it.

I wish for a simple French baguette with tuna mayonnaise and a few chives.

Granted, but they can't get her through the door onto your plane

I wish for just a plain baguette with butter.

Granted, but you are not allowed to eat it. You may only look at it, and think about how tasty it would be.

I want someone (one of my friends, namely) to call me on the phone today.

Granted, but you missed their call

I wish someone would contact me

Granted. It's the IRS and they say that you haven't paid your taxes for the last ten years and that you need to pay them NOW (with 25% cumulative interest) or you will be sent to Guantanamo Bay.

I wish for some interesting sheet music to play on my viola.

Granted, but you misplace your viola.

I wish I could play something other than the fool

Granted, you can now play the electric kazoo.

By the way, the only thing that I have never lost in my entire life is my viola, and I don't just mean the one I have now, either. I always know where my instrument is.

I wish I didn't have to go into so much debt to go to college.

Granted! but you give your viola to the college as collateral to get a better interest rate... you can only play it while your in your dorm... and you can only get it back if you pay off the rest of the loan..

I wish i could have my own neoprene wetsuit..

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Granted, you are put into one then into suspended animation and wake up in 4 billion years time just as the Sun turns into a red giant and engulfs the earth in flames.

I wish for a beer - something nice and simple. Surely I can have that?

Granted! but its not cold

I wish i was not in suspended animation

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

(I don't care, it was a great beer anyway )

OK, your wish is granted they forget to turn on the switch that freezes you into suspended animation and you just remain there awake and alive and completely forgotten! (horrible).

I wish for another (warm) beer

Granted! but this one is cooled with liquid nitrogen and it freezes your innards...

( i am still in the neoprene right)

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Since you didn't post something to grant, you're granted NOTHING

I wish that I could a faerie in a magical world that's just like Earth, only there's no problems

(yes, completely forgotten with nobody to talk to, ever and ever) they all think you are in cryogenic sleep.

I wish for a beer that was at room temperature.

granted but you have to watch me drink it

i wish for an oxygen ticket