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syzygyish
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24 Dec 2007, 4:53 am

Happy 4th of July,WP
:santa:

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24 Dec 2007, 6:20 am

If the world is spinning then why dont i get dizzy :lol:

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24 Dec 2007, 6:24 am

Comet wrote:

If the world is spinning then why dont i get dizzy :lol:

cause Superman keeps spinning it back to the same day

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18 Jan 2008, 1:33 am

Energy is a square Emcee.

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18 Jan 2008, 1:42 am

George W. Bush

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18 Jan 2008, 1:49 am

Working on this for the last hour has been useful:

Alright,Slackers,back to work!
It's almost X-mas again!
If i don't see everybody on WP post at least once before I count to Ten
there's going to be trouble with a Capital m :evil:
and i have a Mod and am not afraid to use it!
alright 1...get a move on!
2...(switches Moderator nervously)
3...that's the trouble with dealing with these Aspys,they really try your patience!
4...Still waiting!
4...hmm,hawked up some phlegm,that's delicious!
5...hmm,i wonder whats on TV tonight?
6...that's li-eu in chinese
7...eleven
8...i,ve forgot what i'm posting about
9...and why did i get my Mod out of its holster,now I'll have to pet it til it goes back to sleep again?

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18 Jan 2008, 2:42 am

You can't be happy if you don't go out with people all the time!

Don't be silly, everyone loves parties.

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Plagal cadence: IV-I
Deceptive cadence: V- ANYTHING BUT I ! !! !
Beethoven cadence: V-I-V-I-V-V-V-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I
-I-I-I-I-I-I-I-I! I! I! I I I

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18 Jan 2008, 3:43 am

I have a great Elvis impersonation:
"The Truth?
You cannt hanndle the truth!"

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18 Jan 2008, 9:52 pm

Put the electric fan out in the rain so I can predict tomorrows lunch special.

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18 Jan 2008, 9:58 pm

new-cue-lar.....

G.W. Bush

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18 Jan 2008, 9:59 pm

"Childrens do learn"
-Bush

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19 Jan 2008, 1:07 am

Last night when i was jogging in my socks up to outer space
one of my tentacles snagged some grease and I landed on a dulcet tone
I said excuse me but a sour note blew me a raspberry tart
that i gave to an orphan Ophrah addict who was
saving up to buy an elephant to be part of his flea-circus act.

With the orphan under my hat i tipped him in passing to a green flamingo
that was bouncing under a soon behind a new moon with a Leprechaun tune.
It apparently disconcerted the intrepid wavering non-conformist faction
who attacked in force with their only member
and soundly thrashed the victorious winner.

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19 Jan 2008, 1:15 am

"can i be a mongoose dog?" GIR invader zim

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19 Jan 2008, 2:10 am

Oompa Loompas walk the earth.

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19 Jan 2008, 3:25 am

I AM STRAPPLIUS... I AM THE GOD OF STRAPS!! !

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19 Jan 2008, 3:25 am

886 wrote:

"Childrens do learn"
-Bush

what a dumbass!

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

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