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20 Feb 2021, 11:01 am

Ring said the phone as it chuckled to itself as it pretended there was a caller...


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21 Feb 2021, 3:12 pm

"Atishooo" sneezed the custard powder as it sniffed itself up its nose.


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21 Feb 2021, 5:51 pm

grumblegrumble said the borborygmi as it roiled the stomach of its hungry host.



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21 Feb 2021, 11:01 pm

"Woof,woof,bark,woof, woof" barked the dog fleas as they spied a cat flea.


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21 Feb 2021, 11:08 pm

"yumyumyummm-mm" said the flies as they buzzed all over the cowplop.



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22 Feb 2021, 7:47 pm

"Must go" said Mr Rush as he rushed off.


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22 Feb 2021, 8:00 pm

Harry hurried off as he was in a hurry .


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22 Feb 2021, 8:56 pm

That'll show them said the boy as he put a plastic bag over the periscope.


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24 Feb 2021, 4:57 pm

Words said the librarian as he shook his head and tutted to himself. :mrgreen:


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24 Feb 2021, 5:11 pm

"BOOOOMM!!" said the Pidgeon high on the telephone wire as it peered down at its next target.



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24 Feb 2021, 7:17 pm

Skyigdet said the pigeon as it pooped out its last poops
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24 Feb 2021, 8:53 pm

SCREECH! said the swallow as it dive-bombed me for wandering too close to its nest.



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24 Feb 2021, 9:09 pm

Bizzzrapp.... said the ray gun as it zapped the alien monsters


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25 Feb 2021, 7:21 am

"Gulp" said the swollow as it swollowed some air.
"That's why we are called swollows" it said.


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25 Feb 2021, 3:59 pm

Must.... have.... petrol said the car as it tried to get to the petrol station.


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25 Feb 2021, 4:02 pm

"X" marks the splot.


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