Corrupt A Wish

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17 Sep 2007, 5:05 pm

Granted, but it fails every 10 minutes.

I wish that I could teleport anywhere, with absolutely no risk of dying or being harmed in any way.

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17 Sep 2007, 5:16 pm

Granted, but every jump, you go back one year in time.

I wish Stargate were real.

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17 Sep 2007, 5:35 pm

Granted, but you never know that it is due to being a civilian.

I wish that I could have a VIP tour of Area 51.

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17 Sep 2007, 6:06 pm

Granted, but they neuralize you afterwards.

I wish my sister would get a life.

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17 Sep 2007, 6:10 pm

Granted...she dies and reincarnates as Rosemary West

I wish I could eat chocolate and not put weight on from it.

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17 Sep 2007, 6:12 pm

Granted, but you get pimples.

I want to nuke Iran.

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17 Sep 2007, 6:18 pm

Granted but you nuke yourself along with most of the Mediterranian Sea in the process.

I wish I had something to eat now since I skipped lunch.

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17 Sep 2007, 6:27 pm

Granted. Unfortunely you're in the blast area.

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17 Sep 2007, 6:38 pm

AnonymousAnonymous wrote:

Granted but you nuke yourself along with most of the Mediterranian Sea in the process.

I wish I had something to eat now since I skipped lunch.

Granted, but it cost you an arm and a leg.

I wish I could get a non-crap job that wouldn't fire me.

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17 Sep 2007, 6:40 pm

Granted, but it is extremely dangerous.

I wish that I had X-Ray vision.

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17 Sep 2007, 7:06 pm

Granted, but you see through people, not just their clothes

I wish I were the Emperor of America.

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17 Sep 2007, 7:09 pm

Granted, but you are only emperor for 3 seconds.

I wish that my X-Ray vision could only see through walls and clothes.

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17 Sep 2007, 7:12 pm

Granted, but it only works on hefty chicks.

I wish my sister would not pour her drink on my head.

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17 Sep 2007, 7:18 pm

iamnotaparakeet wrote:

Granted, but it only works on hefty chicks.

I wish my sister would not pour her drink on my head.

Granted, but she pours her drink on your bed instead.

I wish that I could jump 100ft into the air.

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17 Sep 2007, 7:25 pm

:roll:

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17 Sep 2007, 7:25 pm

Granted, but the ride down ends in pain.

I wish I had a lot of parakeets.

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