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Granted! a ticket to buy 50 litres of pure oxygen!

I wish i could have an anesthesia machine so i can sleep better

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granted but you constanly overdose due to bug in the system

i wish my brodband worked properly

Granted! but hte advertised speed is 128KBps

I wish i had a 100TBps connection...

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granted but your rj45 melts into gupe and is unreplaceable

i wish dance music would disapre never to heard of again EVER

I wish i had a RJ 5837856782657892697856324789563428956238756934827657832659624376592348659843629586328576342986 cable

Granted!! you hear classical for the rest of your life... pachelbel is the only music to exist...

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granted but it dosn't fit your computer and never will
(by the i like clasical music)

i wish i could play clasical guitar

Granted, but you don't have a guitar to play it on because you had to sell it to buy food, seeing as you spent the last 10 years and all of your money on extremely expensive lessons, and now you can't get a job.

I wish I could play my viola with a good metal band.

granted but you get fired after the first gig for causing the front person to fall off the stage and get a cocusin

i wish i had a bottomless mug of coffee

Granted! but you fall in

I wish i had a bottemless pit of molasses

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granted but there are several dead brewer floating about in it

i wish i did have to do dishes

Granted! but they are all broken now you have to go to the mall and buy new ones... :shudder: malls :shudder: i hate them :shudder: they make me :shudder:

I wish i didnt shudder so much in the last sentence

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granted but an uncontrolable bout of laughter sets in causing you sides to spit

i wish i could remeber wath to wish for

Granted! you wish for.... a flying toilet...

i wish that make a wish would hurry up with my wish

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granted but now am lost

i wish i knew where i was going again

Granted! you are going to a strap factore

i wish you could steal 500000000000000000000000000000 straps for me...

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Granted! But you don't like where you're going

I wish that I didn't wreak my favourite PJs