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auntblabby
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24 Apr 2022, 3:14 am

it's your fault that pluto is so uninhabitable.



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26 Apr 2022, 5:25 am

You're the reason aliens keep coming to Earth and abducting people.

Just give yourself up already.


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26 Apr 2022, 12:03 pm

It's your fault 50pc of the users on WP would enjoy an alien abduction and all that comes with one.



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26 Apr 2022, 6:47 pm

it's your fault there are probes aplenty.



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28 Apr 2022, 9:42 am

It's your fault that spring hasn't sprung yet.


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28 Apr 2022, 1:42 pm

It's your fault I only eat spring onions in summer.



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28 Apr 2022, 7:53 pm

it's your fault i'm sneezing my head off and that the pollens are strong today.



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29 Apr 2022, 3:48 am

It's your fault that one last piece of paperwork I'm waiting on hasn't come through yet. :x


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Night and day, the gates of dark Death stand wide;
But to climb back again, to retrace one's steps to the upper air –
There's the rub, the task.


– Virgil, The Aeneid (Book VI)


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30 Apr 2022, 7:22 am

It's your fault that henceforth I will describe the act of toilet as "paperwork".



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30 Apr 2022, 4:28 pm

I blame you for submitting the paperwork for the Act of Toilet in parliament.


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– Virgil, The Aeneid (Book VI)


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02 May 2022, 12:15 pm

It's your fault I write shopping lists on toilet paper.



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03 May 2022, 7:03 am

Who replaced the receipt paper at the supermarket self-checkouts with toilet paper?

I bet it was you.


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Night and day, the gates of dark Death stand wide;
But to climb back again, to retrace one's steps to the upper air –
There's the rub, the task.


– Virgil, The Aeneid (Book VI)


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03 May 2022, 7:45 am

i bet it was you who turned up the thermostat down in hell.



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03 May 2022, 11:02 am

It's your fault my wisteria still hasn't blossomed.



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04 May 2022, 12:47 am

it's your fault that everybody is going around saying "till" instead of "'til."



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07 May 2022, 11:47 pm

It's your fault that I say that word myself, I suppose.


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It is easy to go down into Hell;
Night and day, the gates of dark Death stand wide;
But to climb back again, to retrace one's steps to the upper air –
There's the rub, the task.


– Virgil, The Aeneid (Book VI)