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Granted! your friend is actually a robot...

I wish i could have my own blood pressure cuff.... one size too small... ultra ultra ultra tight

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Granted, you have a tourniquet.

I wish for some more building supplies to continue my house renovation with.

Granted! but they are defective and make your house fall apart

I wish i had a load of those latex tourniquets that they use for blood drawings

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Granted, but isn't that a tad gruesome? Anyway, you take a truck load of them just when vampires arrive and steal them all.

I wish a plank hadn't fallen on my head today - it's sore

Granted! A piano fell instead!

I wish that I could dance like a pro!

Granted, but it is only around a pole at a sleazy bar.

I wish my head didn't hurt.

Granted! Now it's only the stump of your neck that hurts.

I wish I could factorise numbers in my head.

Granted! But you can't speak or right to communicate them!

I wish that I didn't have a cold anymore!

Granted, your brain is replaced by a computer running Vista. However, it takes 3 hours to boot up and load the software every time you want to factorise a number.

I wish for something exciting to happen today.

lol, that would be the third time I've had chicken poxes (My first time was really mild)

Granted! But you have extremely scary nightmare throughtout the night

I wish that I could have a beautiful garden of orange lilies all year long!

Granted, but they atract swarms of killer beas, and you end up in the hospital.
I wish the people I have to work with a the devission for blind services would display some common sense.

Granted, but their commen sense isn't what you thought it would be.

I wish I could have something to eat.

Granted, here is a tin of cat food... but no tin opener

I wish I didn't have to mow the lawn.

Granted. You don't have to mow the lawn because now there is no lawn, just a lot of dust that blows in the wind and makes you sneeze and cough all the time.

I wish for a full length leather trench, in my size.