Corrupt A Wish

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Granted, but it seems to be slightly full of bullet holes. I don't know what the previous owner of the coat did to cause that?

I wish I still had my old biker leather jacket. It weighed a ton but was really comfy.

granted but it smells of blood and piss amd comes with a free hobo

i wish i wasn't a blood doner (my arm alway hurts after i give blood )

Granted, you are in a car accident... and get all your donation back again

I wish my internet connection was faster.

Granted. But it is so east that your computer explodes due to an overload. I wish our local zulus would stop killing the zimbabwean refugees here in South africa.

granted but they start killing your poeple instead

i wish i didn't have to get some exerise

Granted, but you become a fat dragon and can't fly any more

I wish I had a million pounds in the bank.

Granted but u loose weight to rapidly that your friends check you into a anorexic hospital. I wish i wasn't a druggy.

Granted but u forget your bank pin code

I can't corrupt that wish

I wish I never had to do science EVER AGAIN

I'm reluctant to grant your wish because science is wonderful. However, I've got to follow the rule, so your wish is granted, however science lessons are replaced with learning pi to 2 million places. Your homework is to memorise it to 10,000 places by Friday.

I wish everyone on WP was happy.

Granted. They all live such fulfilling lives, they have no time to post here anymore.

I wish everyone a good night.

Granted. Everybody lies in and misses work making them all feel grumpy.

I wish it would rain.

Granted! for 40 days and 40 nights

I wish i could see what it was like to live as a caveman

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granted but you get eaten by a dinosaur

i wish i was in the time zone as you guys

Granted! but the entire world no longer has timezones

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

no problem
i wish i knew what your next wish was so we coould keep the game going