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Strapples
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21 May 2008, 5:37 pm

I wish that the blood pressure machine could break while the cuff is on me so it goes to 999mmmhg (ULTRA ULTRA TIGHT)

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barber
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21 May 2008, 5:41 pm

granted but your head explode due to the preeure

i wish i had an extencive collection of antque sword from aroud the world

RecoveryBoy
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21 May 2008, 8:35 pm

*removed by lau*

CA_NES
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21 May 2008, 10:38 pm

Hey, don't talk like that, there are kids on this forum! Also, you didn't make a wish so you have nothing to be mad about.

barber wrote:

granted but your head explode due to the preeure

i wish i had an extencive collection of antque sword from aroud the world

Granted, but they are all rusted.

I wish I had a '57 Chevy.

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21 May 2008, 11:07 pm

*Poof* You are a '57 Chevy ... with flat tires.

I wish I had a box of donuts.

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22 May 2008, 2:38 am

Granted, but they were poisoned by the Wicked Witch.

I wish I had a magic crystal ball with which to observe other people without being seen.

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22 May 2008, 5:33 am

Granted. You can now no longer see people without using the crystal ball.

I wish that everyone in the world, including me, spoke Latin

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Strapples
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22 May 2008, 7:53 am

Granted! pig latin..

I wish i knew pig latin

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Alaspi
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22 May 2008, 10:15 am

Granted! You know all about pig latin, pigs, latin, and that both are irrelevant wisdoms.

I wish I could hold the world in my hands.

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22 May 2008, 11:47 am

Granted, but your grip is so strong that you crushed the earth.

I wish I could leave work early to play in the sun

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Alaspi
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22 May 2008, 11:55 am

Granted! but your skin fries crispy.

I wish I had my own island with monkeys and tulips and tomatoes.

Strapples
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22 May 2008, 12:14 pm

Granted! carnivorious tomatoes!

i wish i could be hugged more often...

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DarkOnister
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22 May 2008, 12:41 pm

Granted. Your sore all over from so much hugging.

I wish I could fly like Mario Galaxy, it'd save costs on the train.

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22 May 2008, 12:50 pm

Granted, but you smash into a star.

I wish I could win the lottary

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TallyMan
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22 May 2008, 12:59 pm

Granted, expect several emails over the next week congratulating you for winning various lotteries you never entered :lol:

I wish I had more friends.

Alaspi
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22 May 2008, 1:59 pm

Granted. but they persuade you to sacrafice yourself during your initiation.

I wish I could run faster than sound.

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