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22 May 2008, 2:25 pm

*** sonic boom *** granted, but your shoes catch fire.

I wish I had a nice Cornish pasty to eat. Yum.



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22 May 2008, 2:36 pm

Granted. but it has been poisoned...you have two seconds of life left.


I wish was invisible.


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22 May 2008, 2:42 pm

You didn't provide a complete sentence, so I'm granting the wish as the whole world and everything in it becomes invisible - except for you :lol:

I wish for an antidote for the pois... urg... ur.... :help:



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22 May 2008, 2:48 pm

granted but they leive you in vegative form
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i wish my brother wasn't such an a**hole



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22 May 2008, 2:58 pm

Granted, he gets a sex change and becomes an a**hole of a sister :lol:

I wish it wasn't so hot here.



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22 May 2008, 3:03 pm

granted but now it below frezing and youor bike tyres shater when you sit on it

i wish, i wish i didn't kill that fish (simpon reference)



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22 May 2008, 3:09 pm

Granted, the fish recovers and gets all it's friends in the Piranha tank to go after you.

I wish it was warmer here BRRRR



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22 May 2008, 3:40 pm

granted. you die of heat exhaustion.

I wish I had a flaming torch.


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22 May 2008, 3:41 pm

granted but now it is so hot your bike melt into a pudle of goop

i wish i had a motercycle



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22 May 2008, 5:02 pm

Granted! broken one..

I wish i could be hugged more often... tightly...


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22 May 2008, 5:51 pm

Granted. Chuck Norris will give you a bonecrushing bear hug.

I wish I was a Mew.


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22 May 2008, 5:53 pm

Granted. However you've been attacked by a thousand Mewtoos :P

I wish that I will finish my science summative soon!



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22 May 2008, 6:23 pm

Granted! you finish it in 1 second... but PHAIL

i wish i could get more hugs from fat people... tight hugs from fat people


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22 May 2008, 6:36 pm

granted. but dies between two sumo wrestlers.

I wish I could have a bottle of extra time.


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22 May 2008, 6:40 pm

Granted! you drink it and puke... no extra time... in fact you loose time from puking

I wish i could be hugged by two big squishy people at the same time


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22 May 2008, 8:27 pm

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