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Polynechramorph
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14 May 2022, 12:36 pm

So you're the one who's been digging up my front yard!

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Radish
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14 May 2022, 12:38 pm

I blame you for burying my relatives in your garden.

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Polynechramorph
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14 May 2022, 1:07 pm

It's your fault they never were able to grow to their full potential.

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Radish
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14 May 2022, 1:08 pm

I blame you for letting your dog pee on them.

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Polynechramorph
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14 May 2022, 1:10 pm

you stole all my fertilizer. What was I supposed to do?

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Radish
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14 May 2022, 1:11 pm

Well you did leave it on your drive with a note saying "help yourself"

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Murihiku
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15 May 2022, 4:23 am

And you just happened to be passing by his house with a shovel and a bucket?

Your fault for being "prepared for anything".

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Radish
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15 May 2022, 6:28 am

Your fault for not carrying the necessary equipment to deal with a volcanic eruption on your street.

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Murihiku
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15 May 2022, 10:23 am

I actually lived near a dormant volcano as a kid, and I was always worried it might still erupt one day.

Your fault I didn't know what the word "dormant" meant back then.

Radish
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15 May 2022, 11:34 am

I blame you for not owning a dictionary.

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Polynechramorph
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16 May 2022, 5:00 am

You're the reason I am a dictionary

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auntblabby
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16 May 2022, 5:14 am

you're the reason i'm a thesaurus.

Radish
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16 May 2022, 5:14 am

You're the reason I'm a brontosaurus.

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Polynechramorph
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16 May 2022, 5:16 am

your the reason your kind went extinct.

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Where_am_I
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16 May 2022, 5:33 am

You're the reason your kind didn't.

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16 May 2022, 5:34 am

you're the reason there is still instinct ruling our world.

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