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Granted! But your head explosed in the process.

I wish that I could see Stewie from Family Guy in more dresses (it's really funny )

Granted! but one yields an upskirt and you get a glimpse of his dongle

I wish my head didnt explode from being hugged by two big squishy people at the same time.

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Granted. Your dongle and arms explode instead

dont care if the dongle explodes as long as its not painful..

I wish you made a wish involving fat people

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Granted. I wish fat people will lose their weight so they're healthy

I wish that I could meet Heather Kuzmich!

Granted! but you weigh 999999999999 pounds... and cannot move... and must live like that till you die of natural cause at age of 95

Granted! but she is ugly

I wish i could give the 9999999999 pound you a hug

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Granted, you hug the jolly green giant.

I wish I had more time to be on WP

Granted! kiss your job and money goodbye...

I wish i could go get my blood pressure taken today

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Granted, you COULD, but you do something else instead.

I wish my 71 Hornet didn't have a crack in the windshield.

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Granted. It has a giant hornet nest instead, covering the windshield.

I wish I was a walking pokédex!

Granted, but now Ash keeps you with his underwear

I wish that my carpet was cleaner...

Granted. all the carpet dirt is now on the ceiling.

I wish a gopher would do my taxes.

Granted, but the Gopher gets them all wrong and you end up paying a big fine.

(just reminded me I've got to fill in my French tax return - if you think they are bad in English try making sense of one in French).

I wish I'd already filled in my French tax return.

lol. Granted. but you realize you filled it in with mustard and tartar sauce and have to do it again.

I wish the mail delivery would come on time!

Granted, but your mail is shredded or damaged.

I wish the postman didn't just leave a note in the box saying I was out when I was in, when he/she is too idle to come up the drive to deliver a parcel.

Granted! your postman becomes a woman by using a magic spell invites himself in through the unlocked door and rapes you...

I wish i could be hugged tight by a soft squishy sticky sweaty female sumo wrestler

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