23 May 2008, 4:03 pm
23 May 2008, 4:05 pm
Strapples
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23 May 2008, 4:35 pm
Granted, however they are so big a squishy you get completely lost in between their flabby folds of skin and are never seen again (sounds kind of gross to me).
Granted! it barks at night
hahaha, that actually sounds pretty comfortable to me... squished in all that fat... and warmth... and sticky sweatiness...
i wish i could be even more squished somehow
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23 May 2008, 4:41 pm
Granted! You die from the extreme squishiness
I wish that I could sing better 
Strapples
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23 May 2008, 5:06 pm
Granted! you are so good you loose all ability to talk.
I wish i didnt die from the squishyness
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23 May 2008, 5:43 pm
Granted! You get a coma instead
I wish I had a gardening club at my school!
Strapples
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23 May 2008, 5:47 pm
I wish I had a gardening club at my school!
Granted! you must pay 5000 dollars per month to rent building space
I wish i was not in a coma from it either...
unless i can feel pressure in my coma...
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23 May 2008, 5:51 pm
Strapples
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23 May 2008, 5:54 pm
I wish that I wasn't so thirsty!
Granted! you are dehydrated in the hospital on IV pumps... but no longer thirsty due to the IV hydration
I wish i could feel it...
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23 May 2008, 6:15 pm
Strapples
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23 May 2008, 6:18 pm
Granted! water mixd with acid
I wish it didnt feel like i was being burned with acid... I wish it would feel like the immense amount of pressure such a large girrl would produce
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23 May 2008, 7:54 pm
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23 May 2008, 10:08 pm
Granted, you graduate, but then you're poisoned the next day and die
23 May 2008, 10:20 pm
