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17 Aug 2008, 4:30 pm

Do bells get sunburn? I hear they peal.



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17 Aug 2008, 4:35 pm

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Spoil sport! I was having fun philosophising about alternate realities and you blurt out Sarah Connor Chronicles. Sigh.

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17 Aug 2008, 4:42 pm

I'll forgive you this once :evil:



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17 Aug 2008, 4:53 pm

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Maybe I don't even exist - I could be a figment of your imagination. Maybe this is all a dream and wp and the people posting on it are constructs of your sleeping brain? Maybe TallyMan is generated by an artificial intelligence program and only has a virtual existence? Who knows?

You know, I am considering that, about WP, I am becoming aware that all of this has been created by me, by my subconscious part of my mind, and all of you being fictional characters in this virtual place, my computer seems to be connected to my brain and generating several AI subroutines, this highly seems to be a product of computer-mind job, Computer hardware and software with a human mind working together. This happens everytime I turn my computer on and suddenly, WP is there, magically.


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17 Aug 2008, 4:57 pm

Unhandled error in Reality.sys, universe closing down. Please report this problem to god.



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17 Aug 2008, 5:00 pm

God: fix it yourself....


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17 Aug 2008, 5:00 pm

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Unhandled error in Reality.sys, universe closing down. Please report this problem to god.

God is the solipsist and the solipsist is god , interesting to know, if God is actually out there, he is indeed a solipsist, wouldn't he?


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17 Aug 2008, 5:08 pm

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God: fix it yourself....


Me to God: What do mean I've only got a day to fix it? It took you 7 to make the damn thing in the first place. And where did you put the reference manual? Oh - tree of knowledge I remember now.

mumbles to myself: flipping god. He even wants me to work on Sunday to fix this. I hope I get double pay.

I wonder if I can get some help from that other guy who got kicked out for selling apples? He seemed to know a lot about how this thing works. Now what was his name? I remember now. Lucy Fair.



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17 Aug 2008, 5:11 pm

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God: fix it yourself....

Saving configuration files....
Self-Rebooting.....

Starting Microsoft Reality.

Please wait while microsoft reality loads .............

Copyright Microsoft Reality version 0.0666


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17 Aug 2008, 5:16 pm

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richie wrote:
God: fix it yourself....

Saving configuration files....
Self-Rebooting.....

Starting Microsoft Reality.

Please wait while microsoft reality loads .............

Copyright Microsoft Reality version 0.0666



Please enter 5 million digit licence code then click "Enter".



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17 Aug 2008, 5:18 pm

This universe has not been signed. Please confirm that it is from a reputable supplier before continuing.
Warning: Universes from unknown sources may contain reality that is harmful.



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17 Aug 2008, 5:22 pm

This universe has not been signed. Please confirm that it is from a reputable supplier before continuing.
Warning: Universes from unknown sources may contain reality that is harmful......
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Please enter 5 million digit licence code then click "Enter".


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17 Aug 2008, 5:27 pm

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Please enter 5 million digit licence code then click "Enter".

License code has expired
We have upgraded the code system upto 10 million digit code plus 4 million of a second line code of license use for RAM service, in order to increase your safety and trust to our services we have increased our security by the elimination of the use of Copy/Paste (Ctrl+V), you will have to input the key license number manually. Please upgrade.


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17 Aug 2008, 5:27 pm

So even God isn't perfect. There are memory leaks in the code (black holes).

I daren't tell him though - he will go supernova!

The last time anyone complained about his software he gave them hell.



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17 Aug 2008, 5:35 pm

List of versions of Operating Reality:
Single universe : Ms Reality ver 0.0666
Multiple universes: Ms Reality MU ver 0.0666a
MS Reality Plus: Free-will pack ver 0.01


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17 Aug 2008, 5:38 pm

TallyMan wrote:
Do bells get sunburn? I hear they peal.


And crack.

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You know, I am considering that, about WP, I am becoming aware that all of this has been created by me, by my subconscious part of my mind, and all of you being fictional characters in this virtual place, my computer seems to be connected to my brain and generating several AI subroutines, this highly seems to be a product of computer-mind job, Computer hardware and software with a human mind working together. This happens everytime I turn my computer on and suddenly, WP is there, magically.


Sod your philosophy with a big knobbly cactus. I could say the same about all of you, but I won't, because it is more convenient to accept that you are all human beings. Well, except for the trolls, they wiped their derrieres with their human membership cards.


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