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caledonia Veteran
Joined: 10 May 2008Age: 57Gender: MalePosts: 1,738Location: Scotland
Banned for selling dog pizza
fidelis Veteran
Joined: 21 Jan 2010Age: 33Gender: MalePosts: 567Location: Somewhere in the deeper corners of my mind.
banned for eating dog flavored pizza
TallyMan Veteran
Joined: 30 Mar 2008Gender: MalePosts: 40,061
Banned for mixing up Pizza Hut with his local Chinese take away.
Banned from China town by angry mob
Banned for starting a riot!
Banned for singing Kaiser Chief songs
Banned for abducting the Loch Ness monster and keeping it in his aquarium.
Banned for believing in mythological beasts
Banned for having a Highland fling.
Banned for having a Highland toffee
Banned for assaulting Ben Nevis.
Banned for Having a friend called Ben
Do you mean Mr Dover?
Banned for telling old jokes
Banned for tossing his caber without due care and attention and wrecking a police car.
Banned for eating haggis without a license