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ebec11
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23 May 2008, 10:25 pm

Granted! But you forgot your next wish

I wish that I could have a stress ball that doesn't constant break all the time!

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23 May 2008, 10:29 pm

granted but you sqeeze so haard you break three fingers

i wish i could show everyone my collections.

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23 May 2008, 10:35 pm

Granted, but you're blind, so you can't see them yourself

I wish I wasn't in such pain from my weezing

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23 May 2008, 10:46 pm

Granted, you're now in pain from being slammed into the ground by a giant meteor.

I wish I could get a new job.

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23 May 2008, 10:48 pm

Granted, but you're fired a week later (without a paycheck)

I wish I felt no pain EVER again

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23 May 2008, 11:19 pm

Granted, but it's because you die and aren't reincarnated.

I wish my cat didn't snore.

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23 May 2008, 11:23 pm

Granted! You have a dog that barks all night instead!

I wish I could never have any pain without being in a coma or dead!

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23 May 2008, 11:48 pm

granted, but you get sucked into a fire hole and all you fingers melt together with your toes.

I wish I had a jar of pickles.

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24 May 2008, 4:29 am

Granted, but it can't be opened.

I wish I had chocolate that I could eat

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24 May 2008, 9:42 am

Granted! but it is rock hard and non meltable... enjoy cracking all your teeth...

I wish for someone to give me a tight hug today...

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24 May 2008, 9:48 am

Granted, just as soon as I can find someone to do it.

I wish it wasn't raining so I could go out into the garden.

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25 May 2008, 7:19 pm

granted. but your garden bursts into flames.

I wish I could do a backflip.

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25 May 2008, 8:30 pm

Granted! in a fishtank...

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

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25 May 2008, 9:04 pm

You didn't make a wish, so you must wish for nothing. Granted! You now live in an alternate universe where you float in nothingness, so there are no pressure cuffs, or tight hugs, or anything else.
I wish everyone using this site would make a consistent effort to spellcheck their posts. I can barely read some of this junk!

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25 May 2008, 9:07 pm

KateShroud wrote:

Granted! but grammer is non existant!

I wish i did NOT live in nothingness...

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

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25 May 2008, 9:36 pm

Granted, but the nothingness now lives in you.
I wish whoever stole from my backyard would do us all a favor and shoot him/herself.

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