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You get a head in a basket and TallyMan jumping up and down in glee!

*inserts a few more incompetent French bureaucrats.*

You get a plastered arse of your grandparents to join your father's.

*inserts another cupboard*

You receive a discount offer from a cupboard manufacturer.

*inserts Booyakasha*

You get a mould of said arses.

*inserts their golden teeth as well*

You receive teeth in your bottom!

*inserts a feather*

You receive a brick.

*Inserts stomach growls*

You receive an all you can eat voucher for a Japanese sushi restaurant.

*inserts a blow fish*

You receive a fish smoothie.

*inserts wasabi"

You receive an upset tummy.

*inserts an aspirin*

You receive a new broom model, with the turbo charged engine.

*inserts Jeremy Clarkson*

You receive a driving lesson with the Stig.

*inserts a sick bag*

You get a lesson in fashion by Hammond.

*inserts an anti-yawning device*

You receive a spanked bottom for mocking the afflicted!

*inserts a tankard of ale*

You receive a manual on "How to yawn properly without any repercussions in 10 easy steps"

Inserts a dictionary.

Thine words shine with an exquisite radiance exemplifying a bouquet of syllogisms.

*inserts a hiccup*

You get a video on "How to yawn without dislocating your yaw"

Inserts a hippopotamus.