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25 May 2008, 9:38 pm

Granted! but his body is in YOUR yard... you get charged with murder!! !

I wish i could see what its like to be in jail... without commiting a crime.


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25 May 2008, 9:40 pm

Granted. You are a cockroach.

I wish I had a swimming pool in my backyard.


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25 May 2008, 9:42 pm

Granted! filled with warm (98.6 degree) ultra sticky thick liquid neoprene!

I wish i were not a cockroach


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25 May 2008, 9:44 pm

Granted. You are a 800 pound gorilla with grasshopper legs.


I wish I was as wise as Yoda.


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25 May 2008, 9:53 pm

Alaspi wrote:
Granted. You are a 800 pound gorilla with grasshopper legs.


I wish I was as wise as Yoda.

Granted. You get your ass whooped by a wrinkly old guy and then hide in a swamp for twenty years. After that, you get pestered by an obnoxious young know-it-all who doesn't understand the value of your wisdom. Then you die.

I wish for world peace.


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25 May 2008, 9:56 pm

Granted. The human population goes extinct.


I wish for the Earth to start rotating in the opposite direction.


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25 May 2008, 9:58 pm

Alaspi wrote:
I wish for the Earth to start rotating in the opposite direction.

Granted. We all die and the ecological fallout is unfathomable.

I wish for this thread to die.


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25 May 2008, 10:00 pm

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Granted. The human population goes extinct.


I wish for the Earth to start rotating in the opposite direction.


Granted! but toilets now swirl the other way X_X

I wish i could control which way the toilet swirls!


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25 May 2008, 10:03 pm

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I wish i could control which way the toilet swirls!

Wrong wish, but w/e.

Granted, move to Australia and that's what happens.

Again, I wish this thread would die.


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25 May 2008, 10:04 pm

Granted. but it is reborn! :D

I wish this thread never dies.


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25 May 2008, 10:06 pm

Granted! i will ekep it allive with Straps!! !

I wish i could have 657365726576273916528736598236147623976478267342365467825831846752134582154867231548761254685821467253468518674586372545827361547632154856 neoprene straps!


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25 May 2008, 10:21 pm

Granted. but they are all nonadjustable.


I wish I had a carrot cake.


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25 May 2008, 10:32 pm

granted, but you are allergic to carrots and die.

I wish I was world dictator.


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25 May 2008, 10:38 pm

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granted, but you are allergic to carrots and die.

I wish I was world dictator.


Granted but you are the world dictator of an almost dead world that is eons away.

I wish probability wasn't an inherent quality of nature.


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25 May 2008, 10:45 pm

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I wish probability wasn't an inherent quality of nature.

Granted, but instead everything is predestined by an omnipotent force that finds amusement in suffering.

I wish for an ice cream cone.


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25 May 2008, 10:49 pm

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abstrusemortal wrote:
I wish probability wasn't an inherent quality of nature.

Granted, but instead everything is predestined by an omnipotent force that finds amusement in suffering.

I wish for an ice cream cone.


Granted, but you have no mouth - no orifices for that matter!

I wish for world peace!


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