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It's your fault that now I feel guilty.

It is your fault that you sulk in guilt in your swamp or tide pool, instead of volunteering at an Asthmatic Earthworm Sanitarium.


Sylkat

The sun is rising. I cannot have caused that to happen. The asthmatic worms cannot be behind the phenomenon. It must be your fault.

Tisn't.

That is Moonrise.

You are being mooned by a celestial body.

Karma for your lack of sensitivity towards wheezing earthworms.

Having the moon rise at an inappropriate time is thus your fault.


Sylkat

The end times are near. Guess whose fault it is.

It is your fault that you are such a silly aquatic worrywart that you do not know the difference between 'End Times' and the tide going out.


Sylkat

Which reminds me that there is no such phenomenon as tide in the Baltic Sea. No ebb, no tide, no tidal pools. I leave it to you as homework to figure out whose fault it is.

Since I am posed prettily upon a lacy white flower on dry land, and you are splashing around in the Baltic Sea, I do believe that the identity of the Faulty One is quite clear.

Hint: he has an unnecessarily large number of legs.


Sylkat

About half an hour after sunset tonight, three planets will be observed close together in the western sky -- Mercury, Venus, and Jupiter. Any idea who I might have in mind regarding the culpability in this case?

So whom do you think I’m going to blame because I won’t be able to see it?

Ummmmm, let me see...

Perhaps a blue denizen of the Crab Nebula is sticking planets together with Super Glue......


I think that you know who that must be


Sylkat

stop making it so cloudy

The recent lunar eclipse was your fault.

That was no eclipse, you just closed your eyes...the resulting astronomical confusion is your fault.


Sylkat

I blame all the guys here for being d*ck cheeses.

It's your fault your avatar's beard has fleas.


Sylkat