World of constant war (attack previous or next poster)

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*Unleashes pure evil unto the next poster*

*unleashes pure good to fight pure evil*

*corrupts the heart of pure good and turns it evil*

*sacrifices next poster to empower anubis.*

*anubis implodes because no power is gotten out of me

I reincarnate*

I surrond the next poster with a magic/energy supression field forcing them into a melee with other posters.

I unleash the Reabeanan-Earth Alliance's armada upon Anubis.

Lets see your Ori ships see through several generations of Reabeanan cloaking technology of which you have never had access to (and as I recall Ori ships cannot even detect primative phase-change cloaks). And get this: we have access to ALL systems during cloaking unlike many other cloaked ship designs. We've upgraded our ships to use temporal distortion and matter/energy displacment shielding. (TD-MEDS) And we now use tactical temporal wormhole weapons. (TTWWs)
We are also working on a device that can modify reality manually atom by atom.

Fool. My technology has moved on greatly, and it was always enough to take on your forces. The Behemoth Class dreadnought is capable of repelling most projectiles and destroying solar systems using bombs and space-time ripper cannons.

Oh and let's not forget the new psychic torture weapon that's used against your forces, making them experience constant excruiciating pain, which of course drives them insane.

pfft! If I wanted to I could destroy several galactic clusters with a single ship. Psychic weapons are so primitive, Celcians had experience with them before they even became space-bound. All our crew-members go through basic psychic training as standard procedure to render your psychic weaponry a mere beacon warning us of your presence. Our ships are also insulated with a material that blocks any psionic energy at a harmful level.

Our TD-MEDS would simply move your bombs and weapon energy to a more convenient location as soon as they impacted our shifted temporal field. (a more convenient location would be in the path of YOUR ship)

And get this: our manual atomic manipulation devices are online, I just turned all the bulkheads in your ships into highly volatile explosive compounds. And look at that: a spacial quake wave is headed your way to shake your ships and provide those volatile compounds all the energy they need to turn your fleet into intergalactic popcorn

I have active modification denial defences, which prevent your weapons from being able to destroy my fleet. My fleet launches a barrage of time distortion and anti-relativity bombs. Your shields are thus rendered useless, and deactivated. The psionic shielding is soon to crumble. The horrific capabilities of my weapons hit you hard. Your ships are torn to pieces by antimatter and black hole missiles. Swarms of combat drones are launched to nuke the remainder of your fleet.

*launches back into hyperspace before the fleet is trapped by the black holes*

*sends a pi virus to someone's computer. The virus causes the computer to try to find what pie is and the computer explodes due to data overload*

*casts implode on the next poster*

i bring sheilds into maximum and bounce the attack back at anubis

We thought of that and our mod system first pulses random modifications to cause a power surge in that system and render it useless, so you should find that your bulkheads are indeed quite voliltile explosive.

Our cloaking technology superior to anything you might have (and I doubt you have anything), and operates perfectly with all our ships systems so we can fire while cloaked. Not only that, but our temporal distortion bubble can be bent to allow us to fire, move our ship, then release whatever we may be shooting at you so traingulating our ships location based on weapons fire is impossible.

Now, even IF you were able to penetrate our cloaking technology (which you didn't because it has been refined over many generations and you can't even understand primitave phase change cloaking) our shields first and foremost consist of a static thick bubble of distorted temporal field which stops ANYTHING from reaching my ship, thereby giveing the secondary system all the time it needs to redirect your weapons fire back at you. (and because it is static there is no way to nullify it)

Our ships use psionic insulation, passive sheilding, so it doesn't crumble. Furthermore, even if it were to crumble our basic psychic training would render your psychic weaponry a joke, in fact, some crew members may very well find it funny.

MY weapons not only turn your bulkheads to volitile material, but the tactical temporal wormhole weapons produce temporal singularities in your fleet's general region, condensing all time in your region of space to a single point which tends to be a bad thing, then that time is relocated to another region in space and finally leaving your dead and decayed ships to harvest for any usable materials.

Blablalblabla

LIES!! !

Oooh what's this weapon do?

*presses the 1000 knives button and targets ahayes*

*ahayes is stabbed 1000 times*

pfft! projectile weapons? They bounce off my personal shield, no need to even invoke magic.