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17 Sep 2007, 7:26 pm

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17 Sep 2007, 7:36 pm

whiteskunk wrote:

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17 Sep 2007, 8:57 pm

I wish the Emperor was no longer in a critically wounded state and could rise and lead the Imperium to greatness once more.

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17 Sep 2007, 10:03 pm

yvaN_ehT_nioJ wrote:

I wish the Emperor was no longer in a critically wounded state and could rise and lead the Imperium to greatness once more.

Granted, He's now immortal and invincible and takes over the universe single-handedly.

I wish my parakeet Petey wasn't sick and that my stepdad doesn't put her down.

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18 Sep 2007, 5:00 am

iamnotaparakeet wrote:

yvaN_ehT_nioJ wrote:

I wish the Emperor was no longer in a critically wounded state and could rise and lead the Imperium to greatness once more.

Granted, He's now immortal and invincible and takes over the universe single-handedly.

I wish my parakeet Petey wasn't sick and that my stepdad doesn't put her down.

How's that wish corrupted? Thank you for keeping it uncorrupted. The Imperium thanks you for this momentuous event. *beeping sound is heard* wait hold on a sec.
*talks on a phone*
What?! **** it!! Why is there a civil war?!.....The Imperial Guard and Imperial Navy are fighting amongst themselves?! Well don't just talk to me! Do something about it Emperor **** it!!
*hangs up phone*

Ughhh. Well, since I'm here I"ll corrupte your wish and make a new one.

Your wish doesn't work. Petey is sick and your stepdad does put here down.

I wish that the civil war wasn't happening.

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18 Sep 2007, 5:19 am

That's NOT corruption,
just refutation.

Granted, but only because
every citizen is dead.

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18 Sep 2007, 12:15 pm

:shameonyou: you have to give a wish!

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18 Sep 2007, 6:42 pm

I wish I had to ability to heckle my supposed groupies back!

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18 Sep 2007, 7:18 pm

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I wish I had to ability to heckle my supposed groupies back!

Granted, but they all flame and troll you now.

I wish everyone were some type of Christian.

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18 Sep 2007, 9:47 pm

granted, but they are all radical fundamentalists

I wish I knew where my son's "little yellow bus" is, it is missing, I can't find it and he keeps crying for it!! !

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18 Sep 2007, 9:58 pm

Granted and I will not corrupt a wish for a child.

I wish that fundamentalists would all go to Antarctica and leave the rest of us alone.

NOTE: To the next poster - I will sooner die than join them.

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18 Sep 2007, 11:06 pm

Granted, but they all commit suicide or die of frostbite.

I wish for a new System Of A Down album.

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18 Sep 2007, 11:18 pm

Granted, but they have gone into this sort of mixture of emo and the blues.

I wish I had my own stately home.

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18 Sep 2007, 11:20 pm

Granted, but it's haunted by Crowley.

I want to be able to fly.

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18 Sep 2007, 11:25 pm

Granted, but you have to walk around with a giant pair of fairy wings that cannot be retracted...and they are bright pink.

I wish I could swim with dolphins.

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19 Sep 2007, 12:20 am

Graelwyn wrote:

Granted, but you have to walk around with a giant pair of fairy wings that cannot be retracted...and they are bright pink.

I wish I could swim with dolphins.

Granted but the dolphins have laser beams attached to their freakin heads!

I wish i could go through the rest of my life without heartbreak.

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