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17 Apr 2014, 12:16 pm

Did you know that Confederate General Richard Ewell thought himself to be a bird?

(He was always eating seeds from his hand, and was constantly heard peeping and chirping in his tent.

He hopped around the camp on his one leg, though he did have a wooden one he could have used, he had a big, beak-like nose, and cocked his head to one side during conversations.)


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17 Apr 2014, 2:02 pm

I already know the answer to this one, but hmmm lets see

Why did they stop using diazo dyes in playing cards?


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17 Apr 2014, 3:31 pm

What do I want for lunch?


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17 Apr 2014, 3:36 pm

Would you like some nice crumpets and a cup of tea?



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17 Apr 2014, 4:00 pm

How quickly can they be shipped from New Zealand?

Oh, and I want marmalade, too!

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17 Apr 2014, 6:45 pm

I just had dinner. What's for dessert?


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17 Apr 2014, 7:56 pm

Is sugar OK?



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18 Apr 2014, 8:19 pm

Does anyone make a solar-powered saw?


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19 Apr 2014, 9:08 am

If they do, do you think it will light up in the dark?


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19 Apr 2014, 3:03 pm

If it were dark, would it still absorb enough sunlight?


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19 Apr 2014, 3:46 pm

If it was dark, would you be able to find it?


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20 Apr 2014, 3:15 am

Hey babybird, nice to see you back. :D

(Pretend I asked a question)



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20 Apr 2014, 5:14 am

How do you pretend a statement is a question?


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20 Apr 2014, 6:29 am

Look around and you'll find
a word of pure imagination

it's not so far

it's perfectly realised
as far as you're concerned

Can you realise it
Can you hold it in your hands and bless it ?
can you throw it up into the sky
and watch it fly away?

Can you sing?
Can you grovel on the ground
Can you examine every little thing?


and find profundity in the saliva
of a crush's kiss that never met lips?


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20 Apr 2014, 8:14 am

^^Did you make that up yourself?^^

Hello Moomingirl. :D


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20 Apr 2014, 1:08 pm

Did you not know that Syzygyish is the Poet Laureate of WrongPlanet?


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