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25 May 2008, 10:49 pm

Granted. World peace is attained when the sun dies and the Earth is a lifeless Chinese of rock.

I wish for... a pony.

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25 May 2008, 10:51 pm

Orwell wrote:

I wish people would ALWAYS remember to make their wish.

I wish people would always refresh!!

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25 May 2008, 10:52 pm

Orwell wrote:

Granted. World peace is attained when the sun dies and the Earth is a lifeless Chinese of rock.

I wish for... a pony.

Granted, but the pony has diabetes.

I wish for 5=0.

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25 May 2008, 10:52 pm

abstrusemortal wrote:

Orwell wrote:

I wish people would ALWAYS remember to make their wish.

I wish people would always refresh!!

Granted, but they do so just at the wrong moment and don't see that you've re-edited your post. (as you also did with mine).

I wish for an end to the genocide in Sudan and a peaceful resolution to Zimbabwe's electoral crisis.

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25 May 2008, 10:54 pm

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Granted, but genocide rises in some other middle-eastern/African region.

I wish for a donkey.

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25 May 2008, 11:00 pm

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Granted, but genocide rises in some other middle-eastern/African region.

I wish for a donkey.

Well, at least Zimbabwe turned out fine. You didn't corrupt them.

Granted, but it's John Edwards instead of Barack Obama like everyone expects it to be.

I wish for an elephant.

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25 May 2008, 11:03 pm

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Well, at least Zimbabwe turned out fine. You didn't corrupt them.

Granted, but it's John Edwards instead of Barack Obama like everyone expects it to be.

I wish for an elephant.

Granted, but your elephant is a democrat.

I wish CERTAIN people would respond faster!!

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25 May 2008, 11:11 pm

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Granted, but your elephant is a democrat.

I wish CERTAIN people would respond faster!!

Granted, but their responses are trollish and obnoxious and then they make you look bad and get YOU banned from WP.

I wish Ron Paul won the Republican nomination.

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25 May 2008, 11:17 pm

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Granted, but their responses are trollish and obnoxious and then they make you look bad and get YOU banned from WP.

I wish Ron Paul won the Republican nomination.

Granted, but the whole scheme of voting and our whole way of government and life is a huge play created by aliens from outer space to keep us occupied while they arrive from eons away so that,etc..

I wish you would get me banned

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25 May 2008, 11:19 pm

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Granted. But to do that, I would have to become a moderator and my ineptness would destroy WP entirely.

I wish I was a moderator.

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25 May 2008, 11:22 pm

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Granted. But to do that, I would have to become a moderator and my ineptness would destroy WP entirely.

I wish I was a moderator.

Granted, but your not - muaahhaa - .....

I wish for all wishes to wish themselves a wish.

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25 May 2008, 11:23 pm

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Granted, but your not - muaahhaa - .....

I wish for all wishes to wish themselves a wish.

Hey, you didn't even corrupt my wish. :cry:

Granted, but that results in an infinite loop. Plus I have no idea what you're talking about.

I wish for more wishes.

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25 May 2008, 11:27 pm

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Hey, you didn't even corrupt my wish. :cry:

Granted, but that results in an infinite loop. Plus I have no idea what you're talking about.

I wish for more wishes.

Orwell wrote:

"I wish for all wishes to wish themselves a wish."

Plus I have no idea what you're talking about..

LOL

Are you sure I didn't even corrupt your wish? Hrmm...

Granted, but the wishes are a now obsolete you must ask for 'Wishes'.

I Wish for a pizza.

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25 May 2008, 11:30 pm

abstrusemortal wrote:

LOL

Are you sure I didn't even corrupt your wish? Hrmm...

Granted, but the wishes are a now obsolete you must ask for 'Wishes'.

I Wish for a pizza.

Yes, because you granted it by not granting it... you're supposed to grant it but make it suck.

Granted, but it's made with bad cheese and moldy bread.

I wish I hadn't gotten rejected from Harvard, Yale, Princeton, and MIT.

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25 May 2008, 11:41 pm

Orwell wrote:

abstrusemortal wrote:

LOL

Are you sure I didn't even corrupt your wish? Hrmm...

Granted, but the wishes are a now obsolete you must ask for 'Wishes'.

I Wish for a pizza.

...It already sucks to be a moderator..........ANYWAYS

Granted, but Harvard, Yale, Prineton, and MIT are all sucky schools now. The academia world introduced a new school of thought - a new school of schools - scratch that; those Ivy league schools burned down.

I Wish I could drive to and from work, and back home, in peace - without traffic; also, without having the world collapse - without my tires or my car braking down - without gases prices rising up - without people in my way blocking my way to work - without elephants out loose or any other zoo related animals - without God intervening and not allowing me to go to work - without friends calling for an emergency so that I have to come down their and pick them up - without some novel theme guiding my decisions - without suntan lotion going into my eyes because I decided to suntan right before I went to work because it was a glorious day and I had to get there late, thereby interrupting my peace to and fro work - without someone at work, now I'm at work instead of at home, keeping me there late, specifically a customer - without something happening to the building I work at where the roof collapses or falls down preventing me from getting out and going home - without home would never be subject to any typhoons or any other natural disasters that would otherwise impede my commute - without making paragraphs - this is all incorporated into the same wish.

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25 May 2008, 11:45 pm

Granted, but you're fired from your job and your car was stolen.

I wish I had been able to attend Oxford University (I got in, but it was too expensive :cry: )

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