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26 May 2008, 4:10 pm

i wish you made a wish pertaining to blood pressure cuffs


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26 May 2008, 4:14 pm

Granted, but the wish is that blood pressure cuffs cease to exist (I HATE blood pressure cuffs)

I wish for more energy.


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26 May 2008, 4:19 pm

Granted! pay 5000 dollars to eelctric company per month

I wish blood pressure cuffs existed again... ( LOVE BLOOD PRESSURE CUFFS!! !)


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26 May 2008, 5:18 pm

Granted! But there's no such thing as Neoprene and Latex, and you can't have any doctor's visits to use the blood pressure machine!

I wish that I could sleep!



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26 May 2008, 6:20 pm

Granted, but you oversleep.

I wish my mom had a nice car :?


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26 May 2008, 6:21 pm

Granted, no corruption.

I wish gas wasn't so expensive.


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26 May 2008, 6:23 pm

Granted, no corruptions, except that you buy CA_NES some parts for his car.

I wish my friend was at his house today.


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26 May 2008, 6:50 pm

Granted, but the house burns down while he's in it.

I wish people would stop granting wishes with no corruption. It makes this thread much less interesting.


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26 May 2008, 6:55 pm

Granted, but then someone posts a wish that is corrupt without help, and they stop.

I wish I would pass my exams in three weeks


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26 May 2008, 7:01 pm

Granted, but you get bored with school and drop out anyways.

I wish to get 5's on all the AP tests I took this year.


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26 May 2008, 7:02 pm

Granted! but you fail anyways because 5s are 5%

I wish school didnt exist


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26 May 2008, 7:04 pm

Granted, but then there are no doctors to treat your medical conditions.

I wish I could think of a good wish right now.


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26 May 2008, 7:06 pm

Granted! you wish for something related to nylon

I wish i had nylon clothing XD


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26 May 2008, 9:58 pm

Granted. Enjoy your nylon hairnets.

I wish I had a working Pokéball.



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26 May 2008, 10:13 pm

Granted, but you can only catch pokemon and they don't exist.

I wish I had more to do
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27 May 2008, 9:59 am

Granted! get back to coding software for Mac

I wish to have nylon clothing OTHER than hairnets...


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