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Granted (did I say the items of clothing were bras?)

I wish cybernetics really existed and I can get upgraded.

Granted! enjoy windows vista on your brain! *KLUNG* error... please reboot brain...

i wish i could get a 5TB memory upgrade on my brain

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

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CLASSIC AUTISM

Granted, but it runs on Windows.

I wish I was the God Emperor

Granted! god emperor of blood pressure cuffs

I wish it ran on mac

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Granted, but the mac ran away.

I wish the weekend would come faster

Granted, but when it gets here, you have to spend all of it catching up on the work you couldn't do during the short week.

I wish for the super power of cloning myself infinitely with all clones synced in memory.


Flippin awesome thread!

Granted, but you already got it, and one of them's sitting here eating a turkey burger replying to this.
That sucks right?


I wish I had some cupcakes.

Granted, but they're maggot flavored with fart frosting.

I still wish for the super power of cloning myself infinitely with all clones synced in memory.

Granted, but there's a glitch in the cloning process and they all come out blind and deaf. They also have a total life span of ten minutes.
I wish I could read minds.

Granted!

I wish i didn't have any responsibilities for the next 6 months.

Granted! You go to jail for the next six months.
I wish I had the first three seasons of Voyager on DVD.

Granted, but your DVD player and your TV catches fire.


I wish I would run on an OpenSource Unix-based Operating System.

Granted. That's a lot more work than us ignorant folks content with standard GUIs, so you spend so much time on it that you neglect all your other responsibilities and don't have time for anything else.

I wish for scholarship money for college.

((well, it is not true that Unix-GUIs are so hard to use, but you can config so much... ))

Granted, but you will hate college since it seems to be full of bullies, annoying people and cruel teachers.


I wish my parents would allow me to shave my head and that the idiots I have to put up with on daily basis won't freak out too much about it.

Granted! but its illegal in your state... seeya in jail!

I wish the insurance company would just STFU and pay for my powerchair

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check out my website at {redacted by admin - domain taken over and points to a porn site}

When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Granted. but powerchairs go out of style.


I wish I could sing like Elvis.