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ProfessorX
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18 Sep 2012, 11:27 am

member of Kommando Spezialkräfte- Germany's special forces unit..



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19 Sep 2012, 2:25 pm

Wanted to join the Spezialeinsatzkommando but failed to realize they do not accept people with peg-legs (and telepathic/telekinetic capabilities).



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19 Sep 2012, 7:53 pm

Special Forces soldier (SEAL Team, Special Boat Squadron, that sort of thing).



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20 Sep 2012, 11:34 am

Civil Engineer



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20 Sep 2012, 2:42 pm

Rat catcher.



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24 Sep 2012, 10:53 am

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27 Sep 2012, 6:50 pm

Jedi master conman. Convince people you possess a heightened metachlorian count, which imparts upon you special capabilities regarding the use of the Force. Use this on people who are high and rake in the cash...
[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bfiaGungQsg[/youtube]
You will give me your cash...



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27 Sep 2012, 8:33 pm

Dressage Olympian.



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27 Oct 2012, 12:12 am

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BodyPoint salesperson... or even CEO.


id KILL to work for bodypoint man!! !

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27 Oct 2012, 7:22 am

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27 Oct 2012, 6:08 pm

The Door Whisperer. You would have your own show about bonding with doors... ehem... repairing... them XD


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27 Oct 2012, 7:32 pm

Fry cook at the Krusty Krab...I'm going to be flamed for this one.



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27 Oct 2012, 8:24 pm

A nyan-cat impersonator


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27 Oct 2012, 9:50 pm

Butterfly milker. Yes, it seems absurd, but it is a career and I am more than certain plenty of Americans would be quite eager to fill that position.



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28 Oct 2012, 10:31 am

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28 Oct 2012, 10:57 am

Porcupine breeder...