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28 May 2008, 9:08 pm

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Granted. but powerchairs go out of style.


I wish I could sing like Elvis.


uhm... not a matter of being in style... a matter of not having to pay for my mobility

Granted! but you get sued for being an imposter

I wish i could have a neoprene headrest on my powerchair.


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28 May 2008, 9:10 pm

Granted but it melts and sticks in your hair.


I wish I could have a monkey as a friend.


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28 May 2008, 9:29 pm

GRANTED! but he throws poo on you

I wish my headrest didnt melt O_O


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28 May 2008, 9:34 pm

Granted! It is perfect, with jewels and feathers and lovely poison lavander scent.


I wish I had cookies for me to eat.


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28 May 2008, 9:48 pm

I like lavender... loose the fethers... dont mind jewels as long as its not too gayed out... diamonds here and there are cool... like on spinners :D

Granted! dog cookies

I wish my powerchair had gold spinners


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28 May 2008, 10:00 pm

Granted. but they make a gross screeching sound that is super loud.


I wish I had jeweled corncobs for earrings.


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28 May 2008, 10:38 pm

Granted, but you get hungry bite one and break you're teeth

I wish I had edible yogurt (by edible I mean not poisoned, not eaten by another member, not expired etc.)


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28 May 2008, 10:48 pm

Granted. but it comes right back out through your nose.


I wish it was Friday.


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28 May 2008, 11:24 pm

Granted, but it's the weekend of your huge extended family reunion.

I wish i could eat junk food without getting fat or sick.

Alaspi wrote:
Granted. but it comes right back out through your nose.

Great one, btw!



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29 May 2008, 10:24 am

Granted! you get squishy from eating junk food. (not fat... just squishy meaning your bones turn to mush)

I wish i had my old girlfriend back


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29 May 2008, 2:22 pm

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I wish i had my old girlfriend back


Granted.

She brought her kids with her. And her mother. And the kids' father. And all of their pets. And they're all hungry...


I wish that a certain Irish composer would announce in person the forthcoming release of her latest compilation.


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29 May 2008, 2:23 pm

Granted! but she sucks

( I am only 16 my girlfriend is only 18 she does not have kids and she has no pets... so the syntax of your grant causes a fatal syntax error)

wish restated from before.. i wish i had my old girlfriend back... (please use good granting syntax)


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29 May 2008, 3:22 pm

Granted, your old girlfriend is back - but she loves someone else :cry:

I wish Vista was as fast as Ubuntu (I'm surfing with Ubuntu / Firefox 3 now and motoring...)



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29 May 2008, 3:30 pm

Granted but ubuntu is now very slow...

I wish my girlfriend loved me


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29 May 2008, 3:42 pm

Granted, but you can't help wondering about the increasing size of the bulge in her tummy 8O

I wish the fridge wasn't empty.



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29 May 2008, 3:57 pm

Granted! but you must grant Strapples next wish without corruption

I wish my girlfriend was not pregnant and loved me and we got married


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