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deadpanhead
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01 Jun 2008, 5:56 am

Granted, enjoy your home on Mars.

I wish i knew how to paint very well.

TallyMan
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01 Jun 2008, 3:16 pm

Granted, you can paint extremely well. However after a bizarre accident with an ice cream van you lose the use of your hands, so you are unable to use your skill again.

I wish I was wealthy.

Alaspi
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01 Jun 2008, 4:24 pm

Granted, but your arms fall off and your liver turns to poo.

I wish I could dance like a robot.

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01 Jun 2008, 4:40 pm

Granted, because you are a robot. Woah that one could get a crazy answer, but I decided to keep it simple. I think I'll use the same question though. hehe

I wish I could dance like a robot. haha

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Strapples
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01 Jun 2008, 7:17 pm

Granted! you ARE a robot!

I wish i could live in a world of neoprene!

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02 Jun 2008, 1:29 pm

Strapples wrote:

I wish i could live in a world of neoprene!

Granted. You now live in a world where everything is neoprene, including yourself.

I wish that Emperor Strephon Aella Alkhalikoi had not been assassinated.

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deadpanhead
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02 Jun 2008, 1:39 pm

Done. Unfortunately, when the successful assassination attempt was made, you were his double.

I wish i had unbounded energy with no need for sleep.

flailure
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02 Jun 2008, 1:53 pm

Granted but the US military dissects you to figure out how to make better soldiers.

I wish I could play guitar like Rusty Cooley.

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deadpanhead
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02 Jun 2008, 2:00 pm

Okay, but you only own a set of drums for all your life, never any guitars.

I wish Verizon would stop blocking features from their phones.

Viola
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02 Jun 2008, 2:06 pm

Granted, but a mysterious result of this is that you get insanely annoying spam along with all the phone features.

I wish more people would check out my site.

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deadpanhead
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02 Jun 2008, 2:08 pm

Granted, but the resulting traffic crashes the server....FOREVER!

I wish we would all practice the good manners we were taught in kindergarten.

flailure
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02 Jun 2008, 2:42 pm

Granted, but the entire human race dies out in a single generation from being reverted to a prepubescent mental state, unable and unwilling to breed.

I wish it were easier to lose weight and get in shape.

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Strapples
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02 Jun 2008, 2:51 pm

Granted! but you are in the shape of a triangle :lol:

I wish the ocean was liquid neoprene! and it was drinkable!

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TallyMan
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02 Jun 2008, 3:19 pm

Granted, but while it may be drinkable having neoprene oceans completely changes the world's climate and all life dies as a result.

I wish I had a nice fresh French baguette to eat, perhaps with a cool beer too. Simple wish. Surely it can be granted without corruption?

flailure
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02 Jun 2008, 3:21 pm

Granted, but you now have Celiac Disease and those things will kill you slowly and painfully.

I wish I did not have Celiac Disease.

Strapples wrote:

Granted! but you are in the shape of a triangle :lol:

LOL Got me there.

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Strapples
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02 Jun 2008, 3:25 pm

Granted! you have Celliac disease and touching cell phones makes you throw up!! ! :lol:

I wish the world didnt die from having neoprene oceans!

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