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11 May 2014, 6:06 am

Why do some people think that their shoes squeak, when it is actually their toenails?


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11 May 2014, 6:23 am

Are you going to hear me roar?


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11 May 2014, 6:31 am

Sylkat wrote:
Why do some people think that their shoes squeak, when it is actually their toenails?

LOL

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11 May 2014, 6:37 am

If cows eat grass, why is milk white? Why isn't it green?


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11 May 2014, 6:45 am

If lions eat zebras,why aren't they striped?


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11 May 2014, 7:02 am

What goes up a chimney down----but won't go down a chimney, up?



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11 May 2014, 8:19 am

Is that not 'An umbrella'?


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11 May 2014, 9:06 am

CORRECT

You think you're smart, dontcha? (wink)



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12 May 2014, 3:55 am

Why do you not instead assume that I spend a lot of time on people's roofs trying to push umbrellas down their chimneys?


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12 May 2014, 6:00 am

LOL

You have THAT much time on your hands?



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12 May 2014, 6:09 am

'Time on your hands?' Don't you know that time flies?


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12 May 2014, 6:14 am

Why haven't you ever tried to to stuff an umbrella down MY chimney?
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12 May 2014, 7:03 am

When is a door not a door?



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12 May 2014, 7:11 am

Would that be when we just 'a-door' you.....Yuo are as silly as we are!


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12 May 2014, 7:54 am

Sylkat wrote:
Would that be when we just 'a-door' you.....

No! LOL
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Yuo are as silly as we are!

But that's GOOD, is it not?



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12 May 2014, 2:27 pm

Of course!

Now why did I think Dumbledore was drinking out of an upside down bell??