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22 Jan 2008, 2:32 am

Once my Ninja assasin has finished murdering the Smurfs,Oompah-Lompahs
and Santa Claus
I'm not paying him.

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22 Jan 2008, 3:48 am

YOU CAN LEAD A HORSE TO WATER BUT YOU CAN'T TAKE HIM OUT OF THE COUNTRY.

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22 Jan 2008, 12:41 pm

HI! I AM NEW TO DIS FORUM

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22 Jan 2008, 1:19 pm

Something really stupid.

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22 Jan 2008, 1:37 pm

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22 Jan 2008, 2:17 pm

The Wrong Planet equivilant of your Miranda Rights:

You have the right to remain stupid. Anything that you do or say can and will be used against you as evidence or will be misquoted and used against you in social situations. You do not have the right to consult anyone because you will go crazy in the social system. If you do consult a counsel member, no one will come forward to speak for you. You also do have the right to not answer questions with a counsel member present.

By the powers vested in me as an agent of Wrong Planet,
I hereby place you in custody. NOW PULL OVER!

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22 Jan 2008, 2:21 pm

The Medical Equivalent of your Miranda Rights:

You have the right to be spinal immobilized, despite the fact that you were only hit at the speed equivalent to that of a sloth on Valium.

If you give up this right to abuse the system, any attempt to fake neck pain later on can and will be used against you in the course of me starting multiple, painful, large-bore IVs.

You have the right to distract the ER physician from treating any real patients and to have an attorney present, which is why the ER staff will do needless tests and procedures to begin with, just so they can cover their own butts.

If you cannot afford a new car, a new car will be won for you by your unethical, ambulance-chasing, low-life, blood-sucking lawyer—by tying up the judicial system for years in the hopes that the poor bastard who tapped your back bumper will settle out of court, at no cost to you.

If you understand these rights as read to you, please nod your head violently up and down.

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03 Feb 2008, 1:41 pm

Go-go gadget parasaul!

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03 Feb 2008, 4:19 pm

i think george bush is a great president

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04 Feb 2008, 4:00 am

Green peas are your friendly pets. Feed them with rabid dog saliva.

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04 Feb 2008, 4:14 am

Religion

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04 Feb 2008, 5:53 am

My farts smell SO SWEET!
They're divine :heart:
I've decided to share them with you all...
1oz bottles retail for US$199.99
WP members mention this add
and pay 20% extra

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13 Feb 2008, 8:43 am

syzygyish wrote:

My farts smell SO SWEET!
They're divine :heart:

I've decided to share them with you all...
1oz bottles retail for US$199.99
WP members mention this add
and pay 20% extra

I want to buy the lot!
syzygyish,can I also pay 20% extra for the delivery?

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13 Feb 2008, 9:03 am

Evolution never happened. We were never in any way related to apes.
Humans are not animals.
I am awesome.
I did not lie at all in the above posts.

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13 Feb 2008, 9:07 am

Monkeys evolved from the BIBLE!! !

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13 Feb 2008, 9:10 am

Nairin wrote:

Evolution never happened. We were never in any way related to apes.
Humans are not animals.
I am awesome.
I did not lie at all in the above posts.

I am so sick of the fundamentalist creationists spamming up this thread

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