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ShadesOfMe
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19 Sep 2007, 12:31 am

Heart break? none. heart ache? plenty.

I wish I had a monkey.

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19 Sep 2007, 2:06 am

ShadesOfMe wrote:

Heart break? none. heart ache? plenty.

I wish I had a monkey.

Granted, but the monkey will find a mate, and have children and soon take over the world. Humans will be slaves!

I wish I was more social.

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19 Sep 2007, 2:07 am

Granted, but then you'd have to leave our company.

iamnotaparakeet wrote:

:shameonyou: you have to give a wish!

I wish that I did. :cry:

ShadesOfMe
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19 Sep 2007, 2:09 am

devster21 wrote:

ShadesOfMe wrote:

Heart break? none. heart ache? plenty.

I wish I had a monkey.

Granted, but the monkey will find a mate, and have children and soon take over the world. Humans will be slaves!

I wish I was more social.

more social but you become a drug addict.

I wish I had a bunny.

calandale
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19 Sep 2007, 2:11 am

It eats you.

I wish this bbs handled
multiple postings better.

WhiteRaven
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19 Sep 2007, 12:41 pm

wish granted, but now you are not allowed to post multiple times

i wish for someone to understand me

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19 Sep 2007, 12:58 pm

Granted,but they only confirm that you're completely insane.

I wish my Asperger's was a bit more severe.

iamnotaparakeet
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19 Sep 2007, 1:11 pm

Granted, now you're a six legged unicorn.

I wish liberals would all move to Iran for a year.

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19 Sep 2007, 2:25 pm

Granted, but they all convert to Islam and become religious extremists.

I wish that I knew the answer to the question "will I ever find true happiness?".

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thief
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19 Sep 2007, 2:32 pm

Granted. The answer is a resounding no.

I wish the answer for me was yes.

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19 Sep 2007, 2:36 pm

Granted, but you find it for one day and then lose it forever.

I wish that all my LP friends were online now.

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iamnotaparakeet
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19 Sep 2007, 2:48 pm

Granted, but they TP your house.

I wish there were no more wars and all animals would also live together in peace forever.

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19 Sep 2007, 2:57 pm

Granted, but life gets boring, and everyone dies from it.

I wish that I was very rich.

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iamnotaparakeet
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19 Sep 2007, 3:05 pm

Granted, but Karl Marx comes back from the dead, steals your money, and gives it to Robin Hood.

I wish Carlos Mencia would stop calling me a Dee Dee Dee!

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19 Sep 2007, 3:08 pm

Granted, he calls you Tee-Pee instead.

I wish that me and my friends could never be harmed.

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iamnotaparakeet
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19 Sep 2007, 3:13 pm

Granted, but you all have to live with Mr. Rogers.

I wish nobody ever died.

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