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Radish
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04 Jun 2022, 3:45 pm

I blame you for inciting me to drink a whole glass of my homemade wine. :hic:

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05 Jun 2022, 2:14 pm

your fault for using a pint glass.

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05 Jun 2022, 2:22 pm

( :lol: It wouldn't be the first time )

I blame you for turning the forum to stone.

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05 Jun 2022, 2:45 pm

You put the snakes in my hair!

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Radish
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05 Jun 2022, 3:59 pm

I blame you for hiding the golden fleece.

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Murihiku
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07 Jun 2022, 6:06 pm

I blame you for letting in the wooden horse.

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08 Jun 2022, 1:26 am

You didn’t tell people not to open the gate.

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Radish
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08 Jun 2022, 3:48 am

Your fault for opening the Stargate and letting all those nasty people with glowing eyes through.

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08 Jun 2022, 6:35 am

I blame you for putting me off my meal today.

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Radish
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08 Jun 2022, 7:17 am

I blame you for wanting to eat raw octopus with a side dish of sheep's eyes.

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Murihiku
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08 Jun 2022, 7:56 am

Your fault for having a weak stomach. People eat those kinds of foods all the time.

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08 Jun 2022, 8:21 am

Well it's your fault you're going to be my next meal to test how weak my stomach really is.

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08 Jun 2022, 8:38 am

It's your fault you are so large, all you think about is filling your stomach.

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08 Jun 2022, 8:41 am

It's your fault you're going on my plate too. You shouldn't have fat shamed me.

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Radish
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08 Jun 2022, 8:42 am

It's your fault there's no food left in the supermarket for anyone else!

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Murihiku
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08 Jun 2022, 8:59 am

It's your fault that we're actually running out of lettuce here.

KFC have even had to replace it in their wraps with cabbage.

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