Corrupt A Wish

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Granted, enjoy new Ben and Jerry's chili flavored ice cream and the ensuing cold farts.


I wish I could communicate better with my son.

Granted,
he walks up to you and trusts you with his heart and soul, and you him,
everything you ever wanted in a father son bond is made true,
then a huge flock of seagulls flys by and carrys him forever away.
(just show him lots of love and attention and caring my friend, he will come around, just let him know your there for him)








I wish I was me and that you be you.
I wish someone would post right after me on this thread.

Granted, only you are a robot, so you are techially not a soul, and I'm (if I'm me) a elf, not a human

I wish that I could watch TV all night!

Too slick!


Granted, but only until your eyes dry out.


I wish parasites did not exist.

Woo-HOO! A two-fer!

Granted.

Your new minimum-wage job as a security guard in an empty warehouse provides ample opportunity to watch the Home Shopping Network all night on the only TV within five miles - a 5-inch monochrome with a coat-hanger antenna.


Granted.

The saprophytes have taken over.

I wish that I had not already fulfilled my destiny.

Granted! You'll NEVER fulfill your destiny!

I wish I could watch my favourite shows whenever I wanted to!

Granted, but the chip implanted in your brain that allows it gets hijacked and your brain consequently controlled by Pee Wee Herman.


I wish it stayed between 65 and 75 degrees and sunny with occasional showers in the summer here.

Granted, but the winter is -40 degrees!


I wish I could watch my favourite tv shows whenever I want to without being converted into other people

Granted! But you have to pay 100 dollars per month for the DVR service!! !! !

I Wish i could have a 50TB laptop hard drive!

Granted:
But its out dated as soon as you get it, and now you need 10k times more then what your new laptop can offer to even serf the net.







wish someone/something would post right after this post on this thread.

(I just realized there was another post)

Granted, but straight afterwards you feel hungry and cannot stop eating so you never return to WP


I wish that I never killed (or will kill) anyone in this life.

Granted, Your now a real flower with lovely petals, vary sweet and harmless with no memorys but the moment you live in.










When I look into a mirror I wish I could honestly say I knew my self.

I lol'd at that


Granted.
But you do not recognize anyone else, in particular family and friends.

HEY, you forgot the I WISH.





I wish no one else would say I wish on this thread, ever.

Granted, but then I use synonyms of that phrase to put it back into use.

I want, desire, hope, yearn, long... for the phrase that was forbidden in the last post to be put back into place every post after mine, as it was used since the beginning of this topic.

lol, my mom would pay :D:D

Granted, only you can't type it, only say it