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21 May 2014, 9:06 pm

LOL What's bad about the "counting" threads?

(I've no desire to play them either----just curious.....)



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21 May 2014, 9:10 pm

Well, I guess in my mind they don't "count" as entertaining threads.

I'm a human, not a calculator.... I think?

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21 May 2014, 9:12 pm

Why does Mezzanotte's violin have no strings?


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21 May 2014, 9:18 pm

It has some, but they're hard to see.

Maybe people will think there are "no strings attached" when dealing with me.

If I had the world on a string, how would that be good? Wouldn't the world be strong enough to break the string?



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21 May 2014, 9:45 pm

If a plane crashed right on the border of the U.S. and Canada----where exactly half of the plane was in Cananda, and the other half in the U.S-----where would they bury the survivors?



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21 May 2014, 10:15 pm

That depends on who gets to them first, robbers that will finish them off, or the politician's boring them to death as they argue about them and who gets to pay for the rescue and the mess. perhaps they will just eat each other?


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21 May 2014, 10:20 pm

A man enters a room that has 100 people in it, 10% of them leaves, then shortly later 10% more of them leaves. How many is left?


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22 May 2014, 8:31 am

82?



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22 May 2014, 9:06 am

Thats correct! most people forget to add the man who entered the room making the count 101. then they think in terms of 10% of 100 the second time around instead of 10% of 90 leaving 81 and not 80, then you add the one.


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22 May 2014, 9:40 am

Yay, ME!! LOL

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Why is it that fruit flies only live 24 hours-----I mean, what's the point?



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22 May 2014, 1:57 pm

What if the moon was really made of cheese? :D


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22 May 2014, 2:11 pm

At what period were the most ex-Presidents (U.S.) living?



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22 May 2014, 2:23 pm

It depends on what you call 'living'.....

Most of them are cryogenically preserved, you know, but no one is supposed to know about THAT PLACE.


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22 May 2014, 4:52 pm

Who was the first President (U.S.) to wear long trousers?



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22 May 2014, 9:01 pm

Why did Nancy Reagan al ways look frozen?


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23 May 2014, 5:41 am

Does the exact center of a wheel turn?