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deadpanhead
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05 Jun 2008, 7:50 am

I wish for whatever Ebec11 was wishing for but didn't type in.

flailure
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05 Jun 2008, 8:01 am

Granted, but it had something to do with your untimely demise.

I wish pigs could fly.

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deadpanhead
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05 Jun 2008, 8:05 am

flailure wrote:

Granted, but it had something to do with your untimely demise.

Nicely done! :lol:

Granted, but they multiply more as a result and fly all over everyone's houses and cars and heads! Oh my! (On the upside, a whole new industry is introduced creating thousands of jobs to combat pig poop.)

I wish i had a private spa chef.

flailure
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05 Jun 2008, 8:16 am

Granted, but his specialty is colonic prep shakes.

I wish my friends would get a clue.

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Strapples
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05 Jun 2008, 9:19 am

Granted! no corruption.. too depressed to corrupt right now

I wish i had my girlfriend back :cry:

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flailure
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05 Jun 2008, 9:53 am

I wish I could grant wishes.

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Strapples
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05 Jun 2008, 9:57 am

not granted... too depressed...

I wish the wishes i made in this thread would all actually come true....

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CleverKitten
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05 Jun 2008, 11:18 am

Granted, but the sheer overload of wishes coming true at once causes the Wish-Granting-System to shut down, cancelling all of your wishes out forever.

I wish my entire face and body had no zits, scars or other blemishes or flaws.

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Strapples
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05 Jun 2008, 11:21 am

Granted! aside from that huge gash in your leg from walking into a circular saw at the hardware store!

i wish medical insurance didnt suck

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CleverKitten
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05 Jun 2008, 11:29 am

Granted, but all the other insurances suck even worse now!

I wish that I was the best makeup artist in the world.

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Trigger11
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05 Jun 2008, 11:33 am

Granted but you look like the Joker.

I wish I had $1!

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CleverKitten
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05 Jun 2008, 11:47 am

Granted, but you have to spend it on bus fare.

I wish I had rose-colored glasses.

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TallyMan
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05 Jun 2008, 12:27 pm

Granted, but the world doesn't look a better place.

I wish I didn't need glasses.

Strapples
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05 Jun 2008, 12:28 pm

Granted! you get LASIK and they botch it... enjoy blind life!

I wish i could have every upgrade in the world on my powerchair..

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TallyMan
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05 Jun 2008, 12:36 pm

Granted - actually I saw an article on the web a few weeks ago about the ultimate wheelchair. It had four wheel all terrain drive, I think it may even have been petrol driven. To corrupt your wish the price tag was horrendous.

I wish I could see without needing spectacles or needing laser treatment.

Strapples
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05 Jun 2008, 12:52 pm

Granted! you can only see things that are white though...

I wish i could have every neoprene harness in the world piled on top of me

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

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