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bobsyeruncle
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11 Aug 2011, 12:38 am

You just won yourself a nasty staph infection.

Inserts *quarter*



Scandium
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11 Aug 2011, 12:41 am

You get a slip of paper saying "I HATE YOUR AVATAR!"
At the bottom, it's signed "Scandium". That name seems familiar...


*inserts quarter*



chrissyrun
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11 Aug 2011, 9:12 am

You receive a headache.

*Inserts post-it*


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Go die in a ditch if you're a b*tch, if you're a jerk, go to work, if you're just mean, flee the scene, and if you're rude, go ahead and intrude because you're probably just like me.


Descartes
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11 Aug 2011, 11:28 am

You have received a barrage of post-it notes containing chores you must complete if you wish to attend the ball tonight.

*inserts quarter*


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What fresh hell is this?


chrissyrun
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11 Aug 2011, 11:42 am

You receive the gift of song: "Under the sea"....

*Inserts breakfast*


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Go die in a ditch if you're a b*tch, if you're a jerk, go to work, if you're just mean, flee the scene, and if you're rude, go ahead and intrude because you're probably just like me.


Descartes
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11 Aug 2011, 11:49 am

You have received a DVD copy of The Breakfast Club.

*inserts quarter*


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What fresh hell is this?


chrissyrun
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11 Aug 2011, 11:52 am

You receive false hope and false gold.

*Inserts eye patch*


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Go die in a ditch if you're a b*tch, if you're a jerk, go to work, if you're just mean, flee the scene, and if you're rude, go ahead and intrude because you're probably just like me.


Descartes
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11 Aug 2011, 11:54 am

You have received a copy of the classic book, Treasure Island.

*inserts quarter*


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What fresh hell is this?


chrissyrun
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11 Aug 2011, 12:23 pm

You receive a pair of sunglasses.

*Inserts quarter*


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Go die in a ditch if you're a b*tch, if you're a jerk, go to work, if you're just mean, flee the scene, and if you're rude, go ahead and intrude because you're probably just like me.


Scandium
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11 Aug 2011, 1:33 pm

You receive a book titled Using Emoticons in Everyday Conversation.

*Inserts quarter*



chrissyrun
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11 Aug 2011, 11:44 pm

You receive cheese!

*Inserts epicness*


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Go die in a ditch if you're a b*tch, if you're a jerk, go to work, if you're just mean, flee the scene, and if you're rude, go ahead and intrude because you're probably just like me.


TenPencePiece
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13 Aug 2011, 4:31 pm

You receive a telephone.

*Inserts a cone in a telephone box*


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I'm always here, all you have to do is ask and you shall receive


chrissyrun
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13 Aug 2011, 6:22 pm

You receive one free phone call to another cone.

*Inserts running shoes*


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Go die in a ditch if you're a b*tch, if you're a jerk, go to work, if you're just mean, flee the scene, and if you're rude, go ahead and intrude because you're probably just like me.


Descartes
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15 Aug 2011, 3:08 pm

You have received a pair of glass slippers to wear to the ball tonight.

*inserts quarter*


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What fresh hell is this?


chrissyrun
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15 Aug 2011, 3:30 pm

You receive the ocean.

*Inserts happiness!*


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Go die in a ditch if you're a b*tch, if you're a jerk, go to work, if you're just mean, flee the scene, and if you're rude, go ahead and intrude because you're probably just like me.


LostUndergrad9090
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15 Aug 2011, 9:11 pm

you receive a smile

*inserts a car*