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flailure
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05 Jun 2008, 1:01 pm

Granted, but the straps are still attached to the chairs.

I wish I had 10 more guitars.

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05 Jun 2008, 1:19 pm

Granted! 10 broken ones

I wish the straps were not attached to anything

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flailure
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05 Jun 2008, 2:14 pm

Granted, but they no longer attach to the chairs, or anything else for that matter, and are rendered useless for anything other than floor decoration.

I wish I owned my own home.

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05 Jun 2008, 2:34 pm

Granted, but your home is a rotting shack on the edge of the woods.

I wish my cat could talk.

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flailure
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05 Jun 2008, 2:45 pm

(accurate description of my apartment there!)

Granted, your cat is now fluent in Esperanto and Seswati.

I wish I wouldn't forget things so easily.

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05 Jun 2008, 2:49 pm

flailure wrote:

I wish I wouldn't forget things so easily.

Granted.

Now whenever something reminds you of past events, you relive those events in minute detail. And if one of those details happens to remind you of another past event, you get stuck in that memory, too.

(Just like recurssive interrupt routines!)

I wish that cute philippine girl running the help desk at MIS would come over here and sit on my lap.

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flailure
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05 Jun 2008, 2:51 pm

Granted, and as she does, (s)he whispers in your ear, "I hope you don't mind, I'm pre-op."

I wish I could concentrate on work (well, not really...)

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05 Jun 2008, 3:49 pm

Granted, you now live at the office.

I wish I had a nice cold beer right now. (Only got some wine).

flailure
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05 Jun 2008, 3:51 pm

Granted, one frozen diet root beer coming up.

I wish I could drink beer without getting sick.

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TallyMan
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05 Jun 2008, 4:01 pm

Granted, but tax on beer is increased to £1000 per bottle.

I wish I could read women's minds.

deadpanhead
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05 Jun 2008, 4:03 pm

Granted. You get your wish but go insane as a result. (No added corruption needed!)

I wish the US was debt free.

CleverKitten
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05 Jun 2008, 4:06 pm

Granted, the US goes bankrupt paying its debts and the economy collapses.

I wish I lived with my boyfriend.

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TallyMan
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05 Jun 2008, 4:07 pm

Granted then maybe the credit crunch wouldn't be hitting Europe so hard either. However, the US is now debt free because it has been assimilated by China and the US is now just a province of the Chinese economy.

I wish the pound/euro interest rate was better.

WhateverDude
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05 Jun 2008, 4:15 pm

Granted, but income skyrockets to 89%

I wish I had a buttcake

flailure
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05 Jun 2008, 4:17 pm

CleverKitten wrote:

I wish I lived with my boyfriend.

Granted, but you learn the hard way how he loves to play practical jokes by swapping the toothpaste for hemorrhoid cream.
(Didn't want you to get skipped)

WhateverDude wrote:

I wish I had a buttcake

Granted, your derrière is now edible.

I wish time would stand still.

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05 Jun 2008, 4:21 pm

Granted, but only for you.

I wish mom would make lasagna tonight.

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