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Granted, but it all gets eaten before you even see it. Sooowwy.


I wish to be "king of the hill".

Granted, you're the queen's favorite ant in the formicarium.


I wish my car got 100 miles per gallon.

Granted but it's the size of a cracker jacks box.
I wish I had a huge swimming pool in my backyard.

You know why for five seconds then forget. this repeats endlessly until you die.

I wish my nose would stop running.

Granted, you catch your nose, but your mouth runs off and you can never stop it, never!


I wish i owned all of the episodes of MST3K and a constantly working set of electronics and electricity to play them on. Ha!

Granted, but you lose it all in a mysterious fire.

I wish I wasn't so lonely.

Granted! you live with a weirdo....

I wish i could be buried under every single neoprene strap in the world!

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Granted. in a landfill
I wish Syzygyish would join this thread. It's fun.

Granted, but he only makes one post.

I wish I had a harness for my rabbit.

Granted, but the SPCA ppl picket your house when they find out
you are the leader of an illegal rabbit trotting ring,
before you ever make a cent out of fixing a race.

I wish I didn't go blank every time I try to think of a wish!

Granted. You now think of cheese (everytime you try to think of a wish)

I wish everything could just go away

Granted, now all is an eternal nothingness.

I wish for nothing.

Granted
You will get a beautifully wrapped present every day for the rest of your life,
which when you open it will be empty
however, the thoughts of the friends that sent you the presents will fill you with joy
till your dying day
and you get reincarnated untill you get everything

I wish for cheese

Granted, but it then it erupts like a volcano, spewing raw sewerage all over the place due to dodgy plumbing.

I wish I was being amused.