Corrupt A Wish

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Granted, but you are also blind, so you can't see what amusing you
I wish that I didn't have to go to school today

Granted
You pull my finger and quickly decide to take cover but are too late and are blasted all over the stratosphere due to an amusing clause in your insurance


Edit :
4 minutes too late

i wish i was a cactus

Granted, now no one can stand your prickly personality and everyone avoids any contact with you for fear of getting hurt.


I wish I had waited one more week for the new imacs to come out before I bought mine....

Granted
but so did they

Granted. The Kraft executives who were headed to your doorstep to buy the rights to your stinky cheese to "spice up" their "classic" line have been rerouted to the home of Nedwin Georgeston, of Poughkeepsievile, who has patented an eco-friendly way to harvest the gunk that forms behind the ears of people who refuse to shower.



I wish I hadn't forgotten to take the trash out this morning.

Granted, you remembered to take the trash out this morning, but you forgot they were collecting it a day earlier this week.

I wish I could find my arms and legs.

Granted! in a blender... blent already...

I wish i could have my own MRI scanner.

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Granted! but they listen to their iPods attentively and quietly!

I wish i could have brought that squishy soft nurse from the hospital home with me.. (her hugs are awesome )

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Granted. But she never EVER gives you a hug EVER again.

I wish that I didn't need to go to the toilet every time I come on wrong planet. (lol, its true)

Granted! you need to go to the doctor every time!

I wish the nurse that i brought home gave me hugs often

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Granted, but these hugs are no longer nice and squishy. They are now hard, awkward and painful, sort of like hugging a cactus




I wish for creme brulee

Granted! but its really burnt and sucks!

I wish her hugs were squishy and warm again

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check out my website at {redacted by admin - domain taken over and points to a porn site}

When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

Granted, but now they smell really bad, like SKUNK. So you choose not to hug her anyway.


I wish for teeth. Crispy teeth.

granted,
now every time you bite down they painfully crunch into tiny little pieces in your mouth.





I wish I could really make wishes and have them come true just the way I would want them to be.