Corrupt A Wish

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I wish someone grant my above wish...

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granted, you die of starvation

i wish i had a bigger classic rock collection

GRanted! But someone else has a bigger one

I wish i could be hugged by 30 hot and sticky female sumo wrestlers at the same time

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Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

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granted, they crush you to death

i wish i was aloud to play gta 4

Granted, but your disc stops reading about halfway through the game like mine did.


I wish I had an uncorruptible wish.

Granted! you wish to be crushed to death by female sumos!

I wish i didnt die from the 30 sumo wrestler hug.

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Granted, you wonder the earth a zombie and are later underpaid by George A. Romero in an overbudgeted zombie flick.

I wish I had a Les Paul Custom. Because they're the f*cking sh*t. Bascially.

Granted! no corruption because i dont know what that is

I wish i could own a textile plant that makes PVC NEOPRENE LATEX RUBBER RUBBERIZED NYLON! and other warm sticky smooth things... so i can wrap myself in the sheets that are made and also swim in the liquid versions.

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That is a Gibson Les Paul Custom. They are beautiful.


Granted, but the liquid versions solidify while you are swimming and you lie on your belly like a slug for the rest of your life. Or something.

Granted! no corruption... your wish dissapears into nothingness

I wish the liquid version didnt solidify unless i was submerged

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Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

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granted, you fall in without air tanks and die

Granted! yuour wish vanishes into nothingness

I wish i could have 5000 lead aprons the PVC kind piled on top of me.

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

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granted, one rips and you die from lead poisoning

i wish i had a better stereo

Granted! it cost 500,000 dollars you lost your house you have a stereo though

I wish to be tightly wrapped in the stickiest warmest thing on earth!

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When in doubt, ask an autistic. Chances are, they're obsessed with what you need to know.

Autism Speaks will NEVER speak for me

CLASSIC AUTISM

granted, it is fresh poop mats
i wish i was Bill Gates' friend (for the computer knowledge, not the money)

Granted, you become an expert with MS DOS version 1. I don't think old Bill developed beyond that.

I wish Microsoft software was more reliable.