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Radish
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08 Jul 2022, 6:20 am

It's your fault I couldn't hire a crane today... it's busy lifting you out of bed.

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08 Jul 2022, 7:52 am

:lol:

It's your fault you needed one to lift you out too. Why can't you roll out like normal people?!

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08 Jul 2022, 7:55 am

I blame you....for not having putting padding on the floor....for when I get out of bed.

I deserve to be treated like Royalty!

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08 Jul 2022, 8:05 am

Oh I'm sorry, I'm sure I heard you say nails....you need sharp nails on the floor to wake up feeling like dead royalty. :skull:

Your fault.

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08 Jul 2022, 8:08 am

I blame you for taking Bondage and Discipline to new levels....

Radish
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08 Jul 2022, 8:38 am

I blame you for encouraging her.

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08 Jul 2022, 9:27 am

Your fault you're never coming out of the basement.

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Radish
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08 Jul 2022, 9:33 am

Oh no! How long do you plan to keep me shackled down here? It's dark and there are spiders.

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08 Jul 2022, 9:36 am

Your fault if you don't manage to get enough spider bites to turn into Spiderman. That will be your ticket out.

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Radish
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08 Jul 2022, 9:38 am

But you keep cheating and eating all the spiders! :evil:

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08 Jul 2022, 8:16 pm

Well it's your fault for wasting time playing cats cradle with spiderwebs!

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08 Jul 2022, 10:23 pm

It's your fault I had to look up what "cat's cradle" was.

I never knew it had a name until today.

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09 Jul 2022, 2:08 am

It's your fault I feel compelled to reveal I did too!

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09 Jul 2022, 2:37 am

I blame you for not having a functioning chip in your brain that gives you all the information as you think it.

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09 Jul 2022, 2:57 am

It's your fault I no longer have one! You stole it from me to use on your dysfunctional bottom.

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09 Jul 2022, 3:12 am

It's your fault for stealing all my razors. How am I going to shave my butt now?

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