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25 Jul 2008, 12:52 pm

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I wish Microsoft software was more reliable.

Granted!

But all of the interfaces will be written in Aramaic from now on.

I wish the people in my office were not a bunch of vicious, stupid, bureaucratic, overpaid lifers. :x



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25 Jul 2008, 1:12 pm

Granted! You now work for the UK embassy, but you cant understand what they want when they say throw that in the rubbish file on the computer and get fired for deleting the entire embassy's system. Therefore you arre out of a job

I wish I could own a powerchair dealership


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25 Jul 2008, 8:28 pm

granted, you now own a short circuited used power chair dealership

i wish I could learn c++


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25 Jul 2008, 10:01 pm

Granted! but you learn C++ grades so you fail to get A+ grades


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27 Jul 2008, 7:04 am

granted, you made no wish, giving me the power to choose your wish, you wish to be killed by hungry wolves,and are ripped to shreds

I wish we had more coffe so I didnt have nuke yesterdays to get it to a decent temperature


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27 Jul 2008, 1:00 pm

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granted, you made no wish, giving me the power to choose your wish, you wish to be killed by hungry wolves,and are ripped to shreds

I wish we had more coffe so I didnt have nuke yesterdays to get it to a decent temperature


Not Granted! You made a horrible wish on my behalf... therefore your wish is VOID!

I wish you didnt make nasty wishes like that :(


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27 Jul 2008, 1:04 pm

Granted, now you make nasty wishes instead. :P I wish I had a PS3.



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27 Jul 2008, 1:06 pm

Granted! But it is broken and you need a new disk drive. the disk drive its self costs 400 dollars!

I wish i could have lots of neoprene things


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28 Jul 2008, 9:56 am

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I wish i could have lots of neoprene things


granted! but they're actually 100 solid 10,000 lb blocks of neoprene.

i wish i was a piercer instead of an office wage slave. :D


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28 Jul 2008, 11:32 am

Granted! But people's ears spray blood in your eyes and mouth and so you quit from getting invected with MRSA. you fight for your life in the hospital for the next 6 months. you live though are severely disabled from it.

I wish to have my own G-Suit :D


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28 Jul 2008, 11:36 am

eeeew..MRSA...



Granted! but you are horrified to find out it is a loose fitting 70's style baby blue prom tuxedo with the letter G stamped all over....and the rest of your clothes are gone *poof!*

i wish i had a library room in my house....


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28 Jul 2008, 11:41 am

Granted...but it is stocked with vintage phone books.

I wish I were asleep.



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28 Jul 2008, 12:07 pm

Granted! in the hospital in a coma...

I wish i could have a G-Suit (THE KIND FIGHTER PILOTS WEAR :P )


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28 Jul 2008, 1:40 pm

Granted! It has neoprene lining embedded with broken glass.

I wish for world peace.



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28 Jul 2008, 1:46 pm

Granted! Intargalactic Wahr is waged as they blow up the milky way!

I wish i could have my own space ship1


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28 Jul 2008, 2:27 pm

Granted, but it explodes right after launch.

I wish for a planet so I could be alone.