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09 Mar 2009, 5:01 pm

Bite me.


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09 Mar 2009, 6:20 pm

*Meanwhile, somewhere in a subspace, a figure is building a card house. About 3000 square feet has been constructed. And it quickly collapses after the subsonic shout of 'BITE ME' escapes under the carpet.*
Can I start over again?


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09 Mar 2009, 8:57 pm

Quatermass wrote:
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Q's bodies can be physical if we choose to, but otherwise are immaterial.

*Snaps fingers and turn the Loa into mice.*

And being a Q I would be everywhere and everywhen present.


You know that by turning the loa into mice, you've just broken time and sp--

*The sound of all creation grinding to a halt.*

Bugger. Anyway, as I was saying, what the Faction call the loa are all the principles of space and time. You can't just turn them into mice. But, it's too late now. You've buggered up all creation, and I hope you're satisfied.


So, the loa are supposed to be the laws of physics... or their cause?

*Restores loa*

However, Faction Paradox must face an annoying obstacle now:

A Klingon Dr Emmit Brown in command of the Timeship Relativity.



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09 Mar 2009, 10:18 pm

iamnotaparakeet wrote:

So, the loa are supposed to be the laws of physics... or their cause?

*Restores loa*

However, Faction Paradox must face an annoying obstacle now:

A Klingon Dr Emmit Brown in command of the Timeship Relativity.


?

Okay, I know Christopher Lloyd did play a Klingon...


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09 Mar 2009, 10:34 pm

Excuse me... I just want to win

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09 Mar 2009, 11:21 pm

3175 or so pages. I really think like Tetris, failure is the only option.


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09 Mar 2009, 11:29 pm

Quatermass wrote:
iamnotaparakeet wrote:

So, the loa are supposed to be the laws of physics... or their cause?

*Restores loa*

However, Faction Paradox must face an annoying obstacle now:

A Klingon Dr Emmit Brown in command of the Timeship Relativity.


?

Okay, I know Christopher Lloyd did play a Klingon...


Yep, on Search For Spock. Here's the info about the Relativity: Ship info. It's transporter system is fairly long range. Also see:

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VTStytEhzVY[/youtube]

Time, 1:00. No Lloyd though, but the ship is interesting.



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09 Mar 2009, 11:47 pm

You think a homicidal Klingon with a timeship is bad? The Faction's biodata viruses are worse. No immunity. No hope of shaking it off. You'd just better hope you aren't infected, because once it happens, well...

All of your history belongs to us.

Of course, if you are linked, in terms of biodata, to a dying time-machine, well...

Anything could happen, couldn't it?

And the Faction, well, they'd do it for kicks, really...


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10 Mar 2009, 12:01 am

Yes, but for the same reason The Faction was attacked in 21XX by Russia with their Tetris Machine. Also...-Hey LOOK A Pikachu!
*Dashes off after the cute critter.*


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10 Mar 2009, 12:24 am

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Yes, but for the same reason The Faction was attacked in 21XX by Russia with their Tetris Machine. Also...-Hey LOOK A Pikachu!
*Dashes off after the cute critter.*


I, uh, what the...

*The sound of Quatermass' sense centres breaking. Then, muzak.*

We regret to inform you that tonight's scheduled performance of Quatermass and the Pit has gone do-lally. In the meantime, some music.

[youtube]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1a6iN4g0hSI[/youtube]


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10 Mar 2009, 7:39 am

Quatermass wrote:
You think a homicidal Klingon with a timeship is bad? The Faction's biodata viruses are worse. No immunity. No hope of shaking it off. You'd just better hope you aren't infected, because once it happens, well...

All of your history belongs to us.

Of course, if you are linked, in terms of biodata, to a dying time-machine, well...

Anything could happen, couldn't it?

And the Faction, well, they'd do it for kicks, really...


The likelihood that a virus would have an effect on an omnipotent being is about the same chance as a Burger King cashier having not to clean lobby and toilets, much less get paid enough to live on.

Hmm, giant flying bone structure causing havoc....

*Snaps fingers*

There, not a problem anymore.



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10 Mar 2009, 2:16 pm

*And back in the house of cards, a thin layer of superglue has been applied to everything. No one is in sight.*
*In the far distance, a duck quacks loudly.*
This is what happens when the goats get hit with cream pie. Don't let it happen to you.


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10 Mar 2009, 2:42 pm

Long time no Win. :o



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10 Mar 2009, 5:10 pm

iamnotaparakeet wrote:

The likelihood that a virus would have an effect on an omnipotent being is about the same chance as a Burger King cashier having not to clean lobby and toilets, much less get paid enough to live on.


Why not? They nearly got IM Foreman...


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10 Mar 2009, 6:01 pm

Quatermass wrote:
iamnotaparakeet wrote:

The likelihood that a virus would have an effect on an omnipotent being is about the same chance as a Burger King cashier having not to clean lobby and toilets, much less get paid enough to live on.


Why not? They nearly got IM Foreman...


Well, an omnipotent being could allow himself to be sick, but it would be at his will and just as easily taken away. But anyway, who is IM Foreman?



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10 Mar 2009, 6:22 pm

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But anyway, who is IM Foreman?


A Time Lord who evolved into the ecosystem of an entire world. Long story. The only reason he/she/it (Foreman has been all three) didn't get infected was because the virus latched onto another Time Lord that was present...


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