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it's your fault that I'm blaming you

You are blaming me because everybody is standing in line to blame Obama for everything and you just hate to wait in line, which is your own fault.


Sylkat

Obama is popular in Europe. Either there is a conspiracy or it just is your fault.

Being a conspiracy-suspector is your choice and your fault.


Sylkat

Obama had to choose between you and me. It's your fault he chose me to visit him in the White House.

The White House Chef shall notice a nice, plump Blue Crab in the formal Dining Room, and soon will be serving Crab Bisque.....your fault for being tasty!


Sylkat

It's your fault now that I will be staring at the First Lady while lying on a gold rimmed plate.

I blame you for thinking that the White House Staff would serve soup in a plate.


Sylkat

It's your fault that whales have pelvises.

I blame you for feeling hungry even though I had dinner.

Awww, so the old lady has the munchies?j

'Tis your own fault! You should have eaten more birthday cake!

Unless....the cake was a lie?


ISylkat

I just reached my 4000th post. I didn't realize it until I saw the post count. No matter how hard I try, I cannot find any other person responsible for my inattentiveness but you.

The massive amount of posts you have created is the fault of your extremely creative, communicative, and literate mind.

Therefore, we blame you.


Sylkat,,

And we blame you for this oppressive heat.

The heat is your own fault....sunlight is attracted to green things, like your hair...it thinks it is a growing plant that needs lots of sun to grow.


Sylkat

it's your fault the mid-west is getting hit with major storms(thank you!)